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26F | music, boy band, and y2k blog

[shiroi-honoo]

Ayumi Hamasaki - MY STORY (2004)

[sailorscorpiovenus]

aliyahsinterlude on ig

[deepspaceboytoy]

The human mind is incredible. Some of you are capable of seeing the Beatles as sexual beings

[angelicdewdrop]

[xanaxfarts]

girls using iPod Shuffles as hair clips

[st-loser]

ZARA LARRSON // rupaul's drag race 18x05

[lovebritney]

[nyorori-zombie]

[chewbacca]

Britney Spears — (You Drive Me) Crazy (1999)

[omgthatdress]

OH MY GOD?!

this could be the most Canadian thing since maple syrup

[bluequicks]

Bucks Fizz Bravo (magazine) 1981

[bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat]

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

[catboyinchief]

[i-need-an-egress]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

[percethecurse]

It’s what

[caecilius-est-pater]

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

[ok-boomer]

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

[shofarsogood]

It’s okay if Lily Tomlin gets Paul Simon pregnant, but it’s not okay if Art Garfunkel knocked him up.

I hope that clears things up. 👍🏻

[langernameohnebedeutung]

you cannot headcanon real people. just impregnate them in fiction. hope that helps.

[jerryokeefe]

if i survive this torts final tomorrow by god tá súil agam go mbeidh níos mó yaoi i mo thodhchaí

[mozart-1053]

Take That | Hey Hey it's Saturday | 1994

[90rangejuice]

just me and blinkers.cafe against this cruel world

[judaswail]

mikey way is stronger than any us marine because if i was in a band with my big brother who i grew up with and every night he was saying shit like this song is about getting fucked in the ass this song is about sucking dick for cocaine this song is about the time i took a ride in a guys iroc and i got totally fucking pregnant i'll suck your dick again instead of i'll kiss your lips again big difference between me and david cassidy is i suck way more dick than that guy life is but a dream for the dead and i can't stop sucking off every single guy that i see i would not wait for the haunted mansion we are living in to drive me to the brink of insanity to consider quitting the band

[jerryokeefe]

need to make rakky ripper content but like between you and me and the internet... i don't like tracción. like it's my least favorite song of hers 😭