#much clever

[general-idiot]

I learnt the hard way that the only person responsible for my own happiness is me.

So yes mom, I am going to eat that last slice of chocolate cake.

[moonsnake12]

Um I broke the fridge last night.

[themermaidgrl]

why'd you join chess club? omg that's for nerds

•its fun so shut up

•when im famouse fellow nerdy chess players can point at me and say SHES SO COOL AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID CHESS TOO 

[themermaidgrl]

Jokes

My life Knock knock Who's there The doctor The doctor who No just the doctor

[noitratoxin]

This clever Shima-chan opens the shop door for customers! This is one clever doge.

much clever

[strayedgod]

macchiato, cappuccino

Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.money and i so i can be rich and happy??????????? or pizza and me bc thats pretty much otp

Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.no wedding im just going to be in a relationship with someone for twenty years and not get married so i can mislead other people into thinking im single lmao

[suspiciouslyhetero]

Do you see what she's doing? Can you not see that she is a sadist? Monster. hughtimothypanaro

[iprefertheinternet]

Procrastination will be the death of me

I've had about a month to do a project but obviously leave it all to the day before