Ass-Sass-Sins

Noitratoxin(HIATUS). Always trying to find a way to clear the mind.

[bewareofthecar1966]

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

[captain-ameriadoc-brandybucky]

(2018)

[riovidalll]

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

[jumex]

[william-snekspeare]

Some of you were curious about the honey process

Well, I’m here to show you what these wonderful little ladies make, and how us humans collect the extra.

Some Vocabulary:

This is a Langstroth beehive. Those boxes in it are called “Supers”. Supers hold 10 frames each. Frames look like this.

I’m here to teach you about honey extraction from this particular kind of hive, and when you only have like 5 or 6.

The Process:

First, we start with the frame of honey.

Notice anything? The bees have “capped” this honey with beeswax so it can keep for the winter! (or beekeep heheh)

So what you wanna do is cut those bad boys off with ya Hot Knife.

(Or you can just scrape them off with a fork. Or poke holes in them. Dealer’s choice, man.)

Next, you put your uncapped frames in the Crazy Spin Cylinder. (The Extractor)

And YA CRANK IT

And the honey sp i n s

Honey GO

H O N  E  Y

The frames are spun at such a high speed that the honey is pulled right out!

Next, you open the spigot at the bottom, run it through a strainer…

Pour it in a jar…

and VOILA!

Beautiful Bee Nectar that you got yaself! This has been a PSA

[breefolk-hates-staff]

This is my favorite episode of How It’s Made.

[enrique262]

How professionals sink nails. 

[medusolo]

[WHACK]

[spiderboyneedsahug]

it’s the story

of a playboy genius

[sup-mr-stark]

Who was gearin up to form some sorta crew

[spiderboyneedsahug]

ONE’S A FORMER RUSSIAN SPY

[tamalamal]

A god of thunder!

[spiderboyneedsahug]

ONE FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR TWO

[agentundercover]

It’s the story, of a handsome Star Lord

[spiderboyneedsahug]

LIKE THE GREATEST TO EVER WALK THE EARTH (by far)

[virqosgroove]

And a falcon!

[spiderboyneedsahug]

A MAGIC DOCTOR

[virqosgroove]

Wakanda Forever!

[spiderboyneedsahug]

SO THEN ONE DAY ALL THE HEROES WERE ASSEMBLED, TO FIGHT A VILLAIN WHO PACKED MUCH MORE THAN A PUNCH!

[doctor-disc0]

And this crew was labeled the Avengers

[spiderboyneedsahug]

AND THAT’S THE WAY WE ALL BECAME THE MARVEL BUNCH

[doctor-disc0]

THE MARVEL BUNCH

[spiderboyneedsahug]

THE MARVEL BUNCH

[doctor-disc0]

THAT’S THE WAY WE BECAME THE MARVEL BUNCH

[spiderboyneedsahug]

Hello, brother

[wait-whats-happening]

shut up

[fyeahcjh]

Jun Hwan Cha, FS runthrough (2017 Olympic Selection Event Phase 1)

[laroone]

bonus:

[fromyourspace]

ANTON’s name on star trek

[psychicpinenut]

One year later, we remember

Anton Yelchin 1989-2016 

[puniper]

it’s everything I wanted and more

[kurrusu]

[evermoreriver]

“We are all fools in love.”- Pride and Prejudice

[rowansugar]

and heres a pic of just the cool skateboardin bird

[unhamartia]

People say other skaters are trying to catch up with me, but as you can see from the SP… I’m still trying to catch up with other skaters as well.

Yuzuru Hanyu on being fifth in the short program, yet winning his second world title after breaking his world record in the free skate (via yukissei)

[cloysterbell]

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? 

[cloysterbell]

A πthon

[william-snekspeare]

I want this in my tombstone