#much douche

[geerthisdaebak]

bus: *arrives 3 minutes early*

me: *runs up the subway stairs and sees the bus*

bus:

me: hoe don't do it.

bus: *leaves a minute early*

me: oh my god.

[conspicousgirl]

Wow so not douche

[fat4summer]

I regret being friends with the most selfish guy ever. Friendship officially over. I don't think he has many friends left, what a life to live.

[serobrilium]

You may say touché.

but I say douché.