#much scary

[thecharcoalsalamander]

"Well I couldn't read your daddy meter so now I'm just gonna ice you."

Ally Beardsly

The very serious horror season.

[whirling-ghost]

I handed my resignation letter in at work. I gave six weeks notice minus whatever holidays I have left to take. As if that wasn't exciting enough, today is rent day so I gave my landlord two months notice just in case.

[ipushthingsofftables]

"Give me three fun facts about you.":

boring

unoriginal

chances are everyone will say the same things "what is your family curse?":

unexpected

original

someone will say some spooky shit

[vagrantblvrd]

Thinking about ~spooky videos to watch on Halloween (hardcore party plans right there) and was reminded of this video.

[toptony]

Look down that lens and give us your scariest face.

[dragosfiction]

I'm not your auntie, auntie, baby

[vexxo-doodles]

Spooky!

from Spooky Jump Scare Mansion!

Little asshole <3!

[rotttnapple]

"Listen I am JUST AS FIERCE as any of these motherfuckers. I have killed people I'm like a level ten badass."