#mucus

[unbfacts]

Researchers found that roundhead parrotfish can spend up to an hour making this cocoon before sleep. In one study, fish with intact cocoons had far fewer parasite bites than fish whose cocoons were removed. Scientists think the cocoon may block parasites physically, chemically, or by hiding the fish’s smell.

[willbyersoffical]

Max and Lucas holding onto each other I'm gonna sob

[dexterstoupee]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

having great big clods of mucus in your throat ❌

coughing up great big clods of mucus and getting rid of them ✅

[loutwohearts]

you mean max mayfield???????? you mean the max that was physically abused? that max? the character who despite her guarded and teasing attitude is compassionate and rejects violence? we talking about her? the girl who only lashes out (verbally mind you) when protecting herself? who lives on survival mode from a bad home life? that max???

independent ≠ violent towards men/people.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what is the best way to unblock your nose? asking for a friend

The finger remains the safest and most efficient unblocker of noses there is, but the problem of where to put the blockage has confused humankind for eons. Here are the best and worst places to stash that mucus:

A Tissue - 2/10 The texture of these when wet and filled with snot is worse than the snot itself.

A Handkerchief - 1/10 Great only if you want to walk around with snot in your pocket or on display to the world.

The Ground or Floor - 3/10 It's out of the way but you run the risk of treading in it, or it transferring to the foot of a loved one.

A Tree - 4/10 Not good for the tree, not too bad though. Just mind that the tree is not poisonous to human contact.

Actor Leonardo DiCaprio - 2/10 He does not like when I do this.

A Sleeve or Pant Leg - 3-10 This depends on where the offending nasal production is hidden, or showcased.

Running Water - 7/10 Flickability allowing, if you can get the nose matter into a river or toilet, it's pretty good, but it can be hard to find such a location just when the moment arises.

Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss" - 0/10 Do not deface great art.

An Original Ari Bach Drawing - 6/10 No major drawbacks.

Leitz Cine Summilux-C T1.4 12-Lens - 3/10 May affect focal clarity.

A Tesla Cybertruck - 9/10 Rarity and danger of asshole drivers attacking you are the only drawbacks to applying your mucoid expulsions to one of these pathetic and dangerous MAGAmobiles. Bonus points if they rot the unfinished steel from nasal pH.

The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America - ?/10 Nicolas will get back to us on that once he succeeds.

[kirstenly]

i hate how the human head is filled with millions of cavities and holes that love making and holding mucus. fucking foul. I even made a meme about it earlier.