I wanted to share this water we sell at my work. Edgiest can of water I have ever seen.
The description on the back was too shiny to take a pic of so here:
"When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they became hunted by the aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirst and recycling their souls. Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from liquid death. After ritually dismembering it's thirst victims, this brutal can of water used the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it used as a disguise to get a job in marketing but liquid death never took the job. It just murdered a bunch more thirst instead."
I don't understand how aluminum is better than plastic. They are both non-biodegradable lol.