I'm totally normal about things.

Hello, I'm Spooky and I'm just a measly gore whore that just posts about things that will most definitely kill me. She/her. 30.🔪☠❤ there's some nasty stuff on here so NSFW MDNI!!!!

[slasher-smasher]

Master List

Hi! You can call me Spooky. I sometimes write fics and HCs. Thank you for taking a gander and I am open to constructive criticism. I tend to jump from one fandom to another.

My fav fic writers are:

Mix fandom: @your-nanas-house

The Boys/ Homelander: @blindmagdalena, @sehtoast, @ishomieokay, @hom3landr, @homelanderbutbig

Horror: @thesightstoshowyou

Go check them out!!!!

As says on my profile, I have NSFW content so MDNI 18+!!!!

Horror

Sinclair Twins x Reader: 8 Yrs old, 16 Yrs old, 19 Yrs old pt 1, 19 Yrs old pt 2 (18+), Mardi Gras (18+)

Head Cannons: Random Hcs for the Sinclair boys

Homelander

Homelander x Reader: Tiny but fierce, Birthday Party (18+), Hands, My soul, my mate (18+), Tamp-On the Heroics, Cry Me A River (18+), First Time (F & M), Sanctified Hunger (18+), Threadbare and Tired, A Cape to Hold Onto, Your Voughts Monster, Fuck NNN,

Starlander: Live of Air (18+)

Cozy Corner Domaystic: Teleporting Keys

Cozy Corner Kinktober: Howl-oween (18+)

Homelander x Cassidy Bishop (my OC):

Beyond the Bad Room: AO3, Ch1, Ch2, Ch3 (18+), Ch4 (18+), Ch5 (in progress)

Random Homelander Thoughts:

Stalker, Shaving, Blindness, Power over a God, Poor Ryan, Skinship, Puppy Time,

Cassidy Bishop character info

Stardew Valley

Sam x Reader: Always Watching, A Place of Worship (18+)

Marvel

Bob Reynolds HC: Boob vs Butt

Bucky Barnes HC: Boob vs Butt

Bob Reynolds/Sentry: Engaged pt2

[homelanderbutbig]

HBB, not sure if you’re aware of The Boys auction that’s going on right now, but this is the actual size of the Voughtland Homelander mascot and I feel it’s as close to Big Homie we’re gonna get. I immediately thought of you, of course.

Every time I see the Voughtland Homelander mascot I am filled with dread, lmao. Like yeah he's got the "Big Homie" vibes I crave but that combo of the vacant painted-on stare and the screen mesh teeth terrifies me. 😂

Lowkey just imagining the reader going to Voughtland alone and seeing that version of the Homie mascot, and just being so unsettled. There's something off about their pookie...

[slasher-smasher]

[ultimatesue]

For God so loved the world

[homelanderbutbig]

✨DOWNLOAD LINK HERE! ✨

I'd been thinking about making a Homelander Shimeji for a few months and finally decided to bite the bullet. Took me a lot longer than expected but I managed to finish it before season 5 starts so he can sit on my desktop and watch along, lmao.

For anyone who's unfamiliar with Shimejis, a super quick tutorial under the cut:

Download the Shimeji-ee ZIP file, as well as Java (if you don't have it installed already).

Download the Homelander Shimeji folder from the Dropbox link. Click "continue with download only" when prompted to log-in or sign up.

Unzip the Shimejee folder. Go into the "img" folder, and then to the "Shimeji" folder. Copy-paste the 46 Homelander images to replace the base images.

Click the Shimeji-ee Executable Jar File to make the Shimeji appear on your desktop. Right-click the character for additional actions, and "dismiss all" to make them leave.

Go to Dairy Queen and have a chocolate milkshake. :)

[homelanderbutbig]

catlander vs hamsterlander. who's winning?

The reader, because they now get to have two Homelander-esque pets (and the real Homie can't complain about it). 😂

[slasher-smasher]

VS

[thedbscribbles]

Did somebody say… Spartan Vegebul?

Someone did actually, it was @bloodpatternblue and she requested it to me like… more than a month ago. IM SORRY LMAO. Not sure this is what you had in mind but the fun part of requests is also interpreting them!

I’m still catching up to the requests I apologize!! But as you can see I DID NOT FORGET

This was super fun and even though I left it incomplete with the colors I like this overall piece. I hope the user who asked for it likes it too :)

[redwarpaint]

No because why is Deimos/Alexios so funny. He's trying so hard to be intimidating (and sometimes succeeds) but outside of that it's like.

Your honor, that's a baby. That is an adult minor with a questionably morbid sense of humor who was gaslit into thinking he's meant to be a killer, when he was actually meant to be the annoying little brother who is also a teddy bear, I will not be convinced otherwise. It takes one (1) conversation with Kassandra in that prison for him to low-key crack a joke. He's constantly a smart ass when she's annoying him. Certified baby brother.

He's trying to be scary but all I see is this (RIP to my boy Brasidas tho):

Anyway I fucking love him, I hope he never goes bald. (He's also hot but that's another conversation, bi panic in Odyssey is real).

[jmrww]

in sparta we kiss homies before the battle 🔥🔥💪💪👬♂️ and after the battle 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💪🙏 and before bed 💪💪💪

[madieworks]

quick eric drawing

[greenspacesioned]

Cool guys

I have a type.

[alesshi]

Sometimes Vegeta gets what Vegeta wants

[sharkkfacee]

Dudes probably yapping up a storm rn

[slasher-smasher]

Albert Wesker lovers club can always use new members

I was apart of the Wesker's Bitch Brigade since the 2000s lol he was one of my original Blonde Bastards in my ever growing list. 😎 Chrisker girly 👋

[slasher-smasher]

For a multi fandom blog I really am lacking in the multi part with all the Homelander take over. 🙈 Hopefully you kind people will help me figure out how to remedy that.

What fandom should Spooky dive into? Please send an ask for specific character(s) I'd really appreciate the interaction. 🥹 SFW or NSFW

Marvel

DC

Stardew Valley

Resident Evil (other Capcom but I only know a few)

Dr. Who (only watched 9th and 10th doctors sorry)

Hannibal

Cryptid/monster

Voting ended onDec 7, 2025

I also write for other games too! My all time favorite is Fable but I love many others. I don't bite if you feel like asking! 🙃and with Anime!

[spicy-ryls]

is it getting colder where you are? is it getting hotter? it's been raining a lot and im out here chasing deadlines 🥹

[brolovestiddiemilk]

Some pics where u can see Homelander's fangs 😼 (I definitely wouldn't like having him biting me, definitely not...)

[slasher-smasher]

Well... Looks like 2025 was the year for me to fall in love with TWO sad boys with daddy issues named Bob.

I'm doomed