#muffinmumbles

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Bbh does this right? I'm not crazy for thinking this he absolutely would do this right

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Skephalo argument that culminates into Skeppy saying "WELL, at least my name isn't an ADJECTIVE!"

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It's important to give Bad a good balance of awful dad jokes and middle aged aunt humour

He needs to say "I barely know 'er" AND have a sign in his kitchen that says "Live laugh love" very important characterisation

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You think PuffHalo would have been more of a...thing? It barely even existed as far as I could tell.

Maybe it's because Puffy always kinda positioned herself as the willing third wheel/"I wanna see where this is going" perspective of the massively popular Skephalo but it seems like PuffHalo never even popped into many people's minds. Like it just...didn't happen???

Maybe because shipping Bad with anyone else was probably a war crime back in the day considering what an insane juggernaut of a ship Skephalo used to be. Especially considering it was for two less major characters. Key word is major. Just less.

But I dunno it seems like a cool ship maybe. Need to learn a bit more about Puffy even though I think I know her character a bit. Also I was presented with the possibility of it being chased because it was also a straight ship which....I didn't even consider. I didn't even notice it was a straight ship. Maybe because it's Bad.

Shipping went crazy and Puffy spent a SOLID amount of time around them. It's just a weird blip. Maybe there's an underground PuffHalo community? Who knows.

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Current headcanon is that tr!Bad eats anything. Like literally anything. He fell from above and had to learn what was good to eat and not (inanimate objects or people) but the problem is after years of doing this he just ends up developing an insane immune system and just....eats anything...?

Scanning his surroundings like "Am in the mood for tree bark or molten iron today....hmm...I can get away with both, this is my cheat day!" (It's been his cheat day for the past couple hundred of years)

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The theatre kid/showman undertones of tr!Bad are quite important actually.

He loves a good drama.

I heard that apparently during one of his iconic foolish hunts, foolish actually decided to give up. Bad proceeds to shoot 3 crossbow arrows next to his head and spare Foolish because he wants it to be fun for him. Oh yeah im seeing the landduo appeal right now. I am. Maybe too little too late. But I AM seeing it.

He just watches people bicker and says that it's his "telenovela" he's such a smug little jerk sometimes I love him. Love how his stalking transitioned from watching people from afar for the sake of it into him just wanting to know what the tea is. What's brewing? What are these guys fighting about? He has to know for some reason and that's great

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If I ever DO end up going through Bad's qsmp vods I will try my best to summarise any important tidbits/cute moments

Granted I will probably be skipping around since I dunno if I'm willing to watch a billion hours of him but still!

Just to bring q!Bad lore back into the Tumblr zeitgeist so we can actually remember and not look like patients of dementia grasping at straws to remember what his whole shtick was about

I'm not an expert on the whole streaming culture surround qsmp so I dunno if Bad recorded EVERY time he played but I imagine that he wouldn't be putting important lore footnotes on other people's streams...I hope.

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I'm not really into shipping outside of Skephalo but maybe that's just because it is such a comically easy thing to ship

Bad keeps yearning for that blueberry like hes some wife who watched her husband go out to war and is eagerly anticipating letters from him.