Can i pleeeeeeease get some muggle wolfstar on an airplane?? Like are they cute and cuddly, does siri love to look in skymall, does rem get super anxious flying, do they do the diddly do on an airplane??? PLEAse GIv e Me some WolfSTAr in thE AIr
“You should buckle your seat belt.”
Sirius sat up from where he’d been rummaging through his backpack, trying to find the crisps he’d stashed their earlier, and looked at Remus, “Huh?”
Remus tugged at his own buckled belt, “They’re going to yell at us.” Remus looked nervously down the isle, as if talking about it would automatically summon one of the perfectly dressed stewardesses.
Sirius cracked a smile, “Re, they won’t yell at us. They probably won’t even notice with all their drink carts and stuff. I never wear my seatbelt.”
Remus sent a troubled look up to where the screens that had shown the instructions video earlier were now folded into the ceiling, “But they said…”
Sirius laughed lightly, leaning over and pressing a soft kiss to Remus’ cheek, “It’s not all as big as you think it is, love, don’t worry. Hey, you haven’t seen the crisps have you?”
Without looking, Remus reached into Sirius’ backpack and pulled the bag out, dropping it into Sirius’ lap.
“Right.” Sirius picked then up, looking slightly bewildered, “How do you do that? I swear to god, I just looked—“
“What about the no smoking? That’s enforced isn’t it?”
“Oh, yeah, that is.” Sirius look from the crisps to Remus, tugging lightly at the airplane pillow he had hooked around his neck, “You look fucking cute by the way.”
Remus flushed, reaching up to touch the soft material with a self-conscious smile, momentarily forgetting about the video and seat belt, “They recommended it.”
Sirius raised an eyebrow, “They?” A smile started to creep across his face again, “Did you research?”
Remus spluttered, “I—I might have looked into it.” He looked sheepish for a moment then nodded at Sirius’ crisps, “You shouldn’t eat those here. The sodium will make your feet swell.”
“God,” Sirius laughed. He reached forward, tucking his fingers into the hair at the back of Remus’ head and pulling him in for a kiss, “I love you.” He said the words against Remus’ lips, “And all of your little preparations.” He leaned back in his seat, shaking his head and smiling, starting to open his crisps, “Research…” He mumbled to himself.
Remus watched him for a moment, accepting a few crisps despite his warning, and loosening his seatbelt. He supposed it did all feel more relaxed than he had expected. When Sirius pulled out a magazine called Skymall and was diligently flipping through it making little noises of exclamation, Remus pressed as far out of his seat as he could until he spotted the bathrooms that were—as promised—located at the end of the isle. He dug his teeth into his lip, feeling a little thrill shoot up his spine.
“Pads.” He unhooked the pillow from around his shoulders, stuffing it into the seat pocket.
“Hm?” Sirius dogeared a page, “Look at this, Re. A heated water bed.” He tapped the page with his finger, “I think we need this.”
Remus leaned over the armrest, hand trailing down the inside of Sirius’ forearm until he could tuck his fingers into Sirius’, “Pads.”
Sirius finally looked away from the magazine, “Sorry, sorry. Yeah, love?”
Remus bit back a smile, instead nosing gently at Sirius’ jawline, “Do you want to know what else I found during my research?”
Sirius snorted, “Yes, Re, what else did you find?”
Remus glanced across the isle briefly, gaze hidden by Sirius’ profile. There was an older couple seated there, one with headphones on and staring out the window, the other already safely snoozing away. He slid his hand from Sirius’ wrist to his thigh, fingers digging into the muscled skin through his sweatpants, “There was one article,” he said, smiling at the way he heard Sirius’ breath hitch, “that talked about a certain…activity that could take place in the bathrooms. I think they called it ‘the mile high club’. Sound familiar?” His lips were trailing along Sirius’ jaw now, his hand inching its way upward. He felt Sirius inhale sharply.
“Fuck, Re.” The magazine was crinkled in Sirius’ grip.
Remus’ voice was a whisper now, just for Sirius, “They wrote all about how good its suppose to feel up here, how strong…I want that with you.” Remus ducked his head, just a little, and pressed a gentle kiss to the heated skin of Sirius’ neck, “Pads…”
Sirius made a little needy sound, voice cracking, and Remus knew he had him.
“Okay.” Sirius let out a breath, “Fuck, okay, okay, yes, yes.” He let out a little laugh, “Jesus, your first time on a plane and you want to—God, have I mentioned I love you?”
Remus grinned, “A few times.”
Sirius let his head rest against Remus’ for a moment before shoving the magazine into the seat pocket, nearly spilling the crisps as he tried to do the same with them. He practically tore his seatbelt off before pressing his hand over Remus’ where it was still settled on his thigh again. His eyes were dark, the pupils wide, when he looked at Remus, “I’m gonna go—“ He turned away for a second, looking down the isle before looking back, “to the left one, yeah? Wait like—three minutes then—“
“Longest three minutes of my fucking life.” Remus huffed.
Sirius grinned, leaning forward and capturing Remus’ mouth in a hard kiss, tongue pushing in. Remus let himself fall into it until Sirius pulled away, all too soon.
“Three minutes.” He whispered, “I’ll be waiting.”