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[ashes-and-ashes]

apparently my links aren’t showing up in my bio, so just to make it easier :)

masterlist || ao3 || about

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[ashes-and-ashes]

as a hockey fan in real life, watching tumblr slowly descend into madness about hockey in general because of heated rivalry is so funny.

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[sprigsofviolets]

shoutout to the writers who posted zero words on ao3 this year. you are so smart and so brave and so pretty and also hot. <3

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[exuberantocean]

A recap of what happened the last time we had a presidential election here in the USA.

[skelleton-llad-deactivated20260]

how many pieces of jewerly do you wear daily, i mean every single day

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20+

bald

Voting ended onOct 20, 2024

[otiksimr]

Sorry you have to find out like this but you're bald now.

[victor-v]

we are so fucking back

[oscarkelfbom]

i’m going to kms at the combination hockey game and grocery store

[ashes-and-ashes]

The click of claws on a roof, dust falls down. The alpha wolf is coming, he’s here and he’s near.

Dust swirls, shining gold under the dim candle light. Something else shines, it shines amber in the window, standing out starkly against the inky sky.

Amber eyes. He’s watching you.

grrrrrr..

bro???

[rwrbmovie]

RWRB SEQUEL!

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

[evyltalks]

“That's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."

A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!

[rainbowd00dles]

my final designs for both Jeremy and Jean!

(still not finished reading, i'm about 65% through!)

[ashes-and-ashes]

if jerejean isn’t canon I think I might cry