Jun 16, 2022
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“It’s like having Newborn Bambi legs. You know, how Bambi was born and he was like, ‘hey, I used to be addicted to cocaine.’”
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open quote starter | young(er)!David | mutuals/non-mutuals | must be 18+
“It’s like having Newborn Bambi legs. You know, how Bambi was born and he was like, ‘hey, I used to be addicted to cocaine.’”
Russia:
All of us:
MASSIVE mood
STREET SMARTS
Quoting Mulaney
In the trailer for the next Jurassic World, it gives us a glimpse of a huge water dinosaur. This interaction between me and my boyfriend has had me laughing at odd times for three days
Me: “Wow! You think was a megalodon?”
Him: “No- Megalodons are sharks. That’s not a megalodon.”
Me: “Okay then.. what is it?”
Him: *turns to me with a drunken gaze*
“Soome biiiiiiiig fuckin’ brontosaurus” 🤪