Dobby has given Master a Platform

i like music and memes and jokes and tw*nks and socializing the United States all the while screaming my thoughts into this void (he/him 🏳️‍🌈)

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if humans love to pet things, then how wonderful is it to live in a world where things enjoy to be petted.

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"My child is fine-"

Your child is so lonely that they cope by watching queer teen love movies and wishing they could, for a moment, go back and change their life only slightly in hopes that maybe they'd have a sliver of happiness today. Hoping that they could go back to explore their teenage years as the person they know they are now. To tell themselves that these really can be the best years of their life if only it is their true self who is living them. To not grow envious of the youth who have the love they so desperately needed and yearned for.

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does this count as writing fiction if it came to me in a dream

"'Ey, Vinny, what's gay sex like?" "Well, it's just like fuckin' a girl." "Ok, but the girl's got a penis." "Yea, just like I said, it's like fuckin a girl." "What kinda girls you been fucking Vinny??" "Matty, I've been fuckin' the best kinda girls, the ones with dicks!!" "Vinny, you lost me." "I know what'll help, hey Isabella come over 'ere and show Matty whatcha can do!"

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fae: "And can I have your pronouns?"

me: "Why certainly! my pronouns are, uh... um... sorry, can't seem to remember..."

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me: "Oh, can I have your gender?"

him: "Yeah sure I'm a guy, he/him"

me: *reaching for balls* "Not really what I meant"

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shout out to my gays in gray at Pride, you're the really supportive ones; true support comes from average people, inclusion comes when the masses feel comfortable to join

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dog-boy bottom call that a subwoofer

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its current year and I still wait for responses from people like a little village boy checking the postbox every day hoping for a letter from his father on the front line

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39.37 inch dick call that a meater

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spider with 8 dicks call that a daddy schlonglegs

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no little German boy keep your hard hat on

“O mein gott, ze falledebrishen is in da sky!”

THUD

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the church really be like "being gay is a sin"

my brother in christ He put that cum button in your ass for a reason

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How pleasant this our Earth,

And how sweet her vast sea.

Yet she knows not the mirth,

Of your hands here with me.

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penis? surely you mean buterus

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there is a fine line between taking the piss and being the piss. walk it carefully.

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“I imagine you come across a number of people who are disconcerted by the difference between what you do feel and what they fancy you ought to feel. It is fatal to pay the smallest attention to them.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night