#mullet head

[panickypaladin]

@chaoticxgays continued from here

Casually Hunk leaned back and hid the smug smile on his lips. “I just heard a rumor about how something fun would happen if you were called that.” He put his hand on the back of his head and leaned back. “But if you really don’t want me to call you kitten then I won’t do it again.”

[ap-kinda-lit]

Lance (about Keith): Look at him. Sitting there, sulking, with that stupid mullet. I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!

[shitpostingpaladins18-blog]

If the paladins had discord....

[aethermade]

Varian and his mullet r cancelled

[panickypaladin]

@infernoforged

"...and then he goes "I could have murdered you and all your friends if I wanted to." And I am supposed to be okay with that!? Like he hadn't just been lying about it to my face!? Or at least omitted the truth! Am I supposed to just believe all of this and go along with everything he says!? And Shiro and Allura just happily let him waltz right around the castle and he says I am supposed to show him around and give him a room and be a nice and good little host while he has just gone straight through our security and warning systems and is dodgy with EVERYTHING! Then what does he do!? SUDDENLY there is a mission and he needs to take me on a galra cruiser without anyone else knowing and of course he says absolutely nothing about the mission! Like, I don’t need to know! I don’t matter enough to know about this mission that he cocked up! Like, YEAH! That is sssoooo believable! Just take him to a spare room and let him stay with us! As if! He slept in my room all night and it is still morning and now he gets to use the castle as a hotel!? I don’t THINK SO!” 

Hunk is definitely pacing back and forth over and over in Keith’s little room.

[panickypaladin]

@rebelastrum

"Yes."

“Yes. Then you know.”

[panickypaladin]

@infernoforged continued from HERE!

When he had asked he had not really known what to expect. Keith was kind of an awkward guy. Stuttering at times and shy, while at the same time not really giving a fuck what anyone thought. He was a decent roommate too.

The only problem was this.

The stealing of clothes. And other items. Like those glasses. Which Hunk needed if he was to work for a long time on the computer. The big guy huffed and rolled his eyes. “How else am I going to get you out of my clothes faster?” Asking him to take them off had not worked so far. “Might as well tear them off you and get something back for all the trouble.”

[panickypaladin]

At least he didn't say to replace them with those surprise cans with a snake that pops out.

“Oh wow! That is an image. That is an image that I got to live with now! Thanks!”

“...”

“What if the pop-up snakes were coiled up dildos?”