>Playing MHGU and I’m farming Teo tails
“Insanity has entered the room”
>Edgy as fuck, but whatever
>Say hi, like I always do when someone shows up
“hi trap”
Oh good
>Well maybe it’s a misunderstanding, and I ask what they’re on about
“your not actually a girl - or are you”
>Say yes and that a lot of people play as different genders so, whatever
“i’ll carry then - you seem a bit basic though”
>MFW reading this shit after putting over a thousand hours into this and the original version of this game
>”Basic” lmao
>Granted, dude was at HR 10 while I was at HR 3 ‘cause it’s not my main file, but, again, whatever Teo’s annoying
>Max HR is 999 btw
“hey let’s hunt daora”
>Don’t need daora parts, but I could use a break and I need to refresh the quest list anyway so, once again, whatever
“don’t use poison i’ll carry”
>Poison greatly weakens Daora and can be a godsend
>Determined this dude doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and just wants to flex his high-rank gear on a low ranker
“Mikawa has joined the room”
>HR 1, needs grinding help, so I take the opportunity for the master hunter to take a hint about being “a good senpai” as they would likely put it
>Just Astalos nbd, over and done soon enough
>Come back to the room and find Insanity still there; they went on their Daora hunt alone
“7 minutes easy”
>No shit you hunted a high low-rank monster with high high-rank gear
“i’ll carry”
>Played enough online to know a shit partner when I see one and leave the room
>Still not as bad as the dude who wanted to RP sex back in my 4U days
If you somehow see this Mikawa; I’m sorry, but I hoped you jumped ship too.
