#mum lore

[autism69]

send powerful hateful energy w your minds to the guy who just broke up with my mum via an EMAIL pls

[autism69]

mum update: she's now doing yoga in the living room while loudly playing depeche mode. very intense energy I gotta say

[autism69]

just complained to my mom about my cramps. she gave me four different supplements/vitamins. I think she thinks I'm like a sickly horse

[e-von-dahl]

Dad lore is to be expected because dads never tell you anything, but mum lore is its own type of bizarre when your mum usually tells you the same stories about her life over and over again, and it gets even weirder when you and your dad grew up fairly working class and your mum apparently grew up way more privileged that you thought

Okay sure, my dad lived alone in the empty top floor of a hospital as a teenager, won a shooting competition in the Australian outback despite never even holding a gun before, and was in a really bad car crash involving a bridge and some train tracks, of course you’re only hearing about this as an adult after basically prying the full story out of him

But what the fuck do you mean my grandpa had a pilots license and used to take my mum on private plane rides? What do you mean you used to go skiing in the alps as a teenager and once had to reschedule plastic surgery because you were in Austria? Who the fuck are you?

[autistic-michael-queerler]

why is dad lore like “lol haha when i was a teenager i almost got myself and by younger brothers shot by east german border guards cuz we were being a lil too silly 🤪 #boyswillbeboys” meanwhile you’ll be having a conversation with ur mother about something and she’ll be like “yeah ur grandad offered me cocaine when i was 13 and ur grandma didn’t stop smoking weed regularly until i was 19 or so” and you’re just like ‘you mean THAT grandma and granddad??!?’

[shotgunshippingcult]

i have so much mum lore for my kids you don’t get it 💥💥💥💥💥💥