Heterophobic™

formerly known as autistic-katara and before that mike-queerler || he/him || terfs/radfems fuck off || @Raines_Adopted_Son on AO3 || i don't reblog donation posts [this user is NOT currently in post limit jail] ^ i often forget to update this btw ^

[autistic-michael-queerler]

El edit <3

@ethercain @ethannakamuradefender @edithsweetith @elevensghostcostume @autistic-trans-gay-aro-mike-w

[automatic-concern]

i knew this picture reminded me of something

[geeghostie]

Vague santa be like :

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[talesfromtreatment]

Let's make the worst possible "designer dog"!

fuck it, why not. The top 3 winning choices will be our 'breed'. Am I able to draw it? No. But it will haunt my imagination forever.

"And he only cost $15,000!"

Malinois (for extra biting and enough energy to vibrate into a new dimension)

Cocker Spaniel (allergies and ear infections and maybe some rage syndrome)

Exotic Bully (who needs a dog that can walk and breathe?)

Toy Poodle (Unpredictable grooming requirements and death breath at 3yrs old)

Shar-pei (unsocial, allergies for the dog and you, moist yeasty skin folds)

Boxer (What's a brain cell? Oh look, I made cancer at 2 years old!)

Great Dane (Shorten that lifespan and add Bloat)

Husky (who wants to run 3 marathons each day?)

Yorkie (bad knees, too many teethies until they have no teethies at all)

Wolf (gotta prove you're the Alpha, after all)

Afghan Hound (Eldritch being that chose hair instead of brain cells)

Dachshund ('tude, no leggies, chronic back injuries)

Voting ended onMay 16, 2024

[talesfromtreatment]

24 hours left and the top 3 are now Afghan Hound, Exotic Bully and the ever infamous Maligator. Which means instead of additional back problems we've now added a dimension hopping "Shows love by eating your face" creature. I'm calling it the Afghan Bulligator.

Evil wall of bow-legged hair. World's worst swiffer. Demon-possessed mop. All the GO GO GO of a sight hound and a bitey herding dog and all the breathing capability of the average trout laying on the sand in the sahara.

[feather-bone]

My purebred Afghan Bulligator 🥰 his name is Hairy Mistake and his favorite activities are breaking through skin and labored breathing

[thegoldenavenger]

I had to draw her,,

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[mewhennick]

Found the Phag in the wild

[weedyrocksbaretotherain]

when i run into any of my friends in public

[will-gr4ham]

[pipdip-dots]

be a dnp fan they said it’ll be fun they said

[depression-fork]

Has anyone done this yet?

[hollivens]

he said no💔

@amazingphil

@danielhowell

[hollivens]

thank you everyone who sent this silly fanart, i'm cackling the fuck up 😭🫂

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[dheartpgames]

"i'd sit on That"

"you <3 fucking <3 dickhead <3"

[phloodle]

upon seeing glorious mousepads

[sunchildsatoru]

“dan thinks phil is the funniest person on earth. phil also thinks phil is the funniest person on earth.”

[diphowell]

excellent way to make your boyfriend laugh