Heterophobic™

formerly known as autistic-katara and before that mike-queerler || he/him || terfs/radfems fuck off || @Raines_Adopted_Son on AO3 || i don't reblog donation posts [this user is NOT currently in post limit jail] ^ i often forget to update this btw ^

[autistic-michael-queerler]

El edit <3

@ethercain @ethannakamuradefender @edithsweetith @elevensghostcostume @autistic-trans-gay-aro-mike-w

[gayshitanddadjokes]

it's not clitor-YOU, it's clitor-US. take my hand.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Nobody likes my clit post it's just clitorme against the world :'(

[nomorechoirs]

fr. “Everything Changed When I Forgave Myself” by Charlotte Eriksson⁣

[cahootings]

I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[thevampirecrow]

i hate that stupid notion that lesbian relationships are more pure or more innocent or somehow angelic and sexless compared to hetero or gay relationships. that pisses me off. i’m sick of it. eurgh

[lizardsmp3]

kinda my favorite part of christmas cookies. give him the dough!!!! he just wants the dough!!!!!!!

[ahappydnp]

69 days until hard launch tour starts

[audarcy]

[verdare1]

I need to see this movie…

[kamenwriter]

[monsterhospital]

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

[lastoneout]

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

[green-is-gay]

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

[parakeet]

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[bigbigbigtruck]

IT GOT BETTER

[mysteryteacup]

The RomCom Aunties!

[andy-nekonata]

Remember: April is Procrastination Awareness Month.

[queerbit]

[jewfrogs]

the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is

[jewfrogs]

Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but it’s only less christianocentric in that it doesn’t overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. you’re still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into “the period before jesus” and “the period after jesus”. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now it’s easier to ignore because you’ve draped it in a “secular”, “modern” veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.

[iamemeraldfox]

Okay now I need a point in history that could be a benchmark to start counting the years from, and would be a common point for most of the world

What year would it be today?

[sarah-ankh]

UTC

Coordinated Universal Time.

The system by which every computer in existence now keeps count of the passing seconds.

And I mean that literally. To a computer system "now" is a number that represents the total number ov seconds that have passed since midnight on the 1st of January, 1960.

1960/01/01 00:00:01 is literally the beginning of time as far as a computer is concerned.

This would be the year 66UTC

[telewrenevision]

I like this idea but if we changed it now then next year would be the year 67 which would make a lot of people angry

[heaven-at-the-drive-in]

one thing that really fucks me about the “trans people also suffered in the Holocaust!” thing is that it’s so often about like how people nowadays feel. being compared to nazis feels pretty shit i’m sure as a non-Jewish trans person but it’s not comparable to being compared to nazis as a Jewish person. it’s not about the abstract “oh i would’ve been killed” it’s about “the vast majority of my family were literally actually murdered, my grandmother left her family when she was seven and never saw them again, my grandparents had PTSD, my dad used to look at me when I was a kid and wonder what it would take for him to send me away, my mum has clinical anxiety, my friends are always scared, i look at the kids around me and i think ‘i wish i could make it better for you’. i look at my cousin, and i wonder what it would take to send her away. my shul grows ever-more secure. my friends get ever-more scared. bomb threat. i move things out the fire exit. i don’t read the news. i stand outside shul on yom kippur and a woman eats takeaway across the street making sure i see it. my grandmother always spoke the queen’s english. your accent is meant to fix when you’re seven. my family is dead and unborn. i would trade my life for theirs. i can’t.”

so like yeah it’s not the same. it’s really not. and i’m transgender too. it’s not the same.

[rottingtrouble-child]

I saw this video about a doctor who performed an MRI on a 5 year old and discovered she essentially had “brain damage” from excessive iPad use, as the white matter in her brain couldn’t form properly due to an understimulated environment.

Hmm it’s almost like there’s supposed to be adult figures responsible for monitoring her screen time and making sure she develops properly… certainly this isn’t the result of neglect at the hands of her parents…

[rottingtrouble-child]

“This 5 year old is brain damaged by excessive iPad use”

Translation: This 5 year old is developmentally impaired by neglectful parents who used an iPad as a stand-in for social and environmental stimulation / interaction for hours at a time during critical early stages of child development. The iPad is the cop-out.

[rottingtrouble-child]

“Children don’t have the strength to hold pencils anymore because they only use screens.”

Translation: Parents aren’t making the conscious effort to help their children develop necessary skills and letting iPads raise them.

When are people going to realize the iPads and whatnot are the instruments through which the neglect is happening through and not the cause? How the fuck do you let your child have such a severe lack of physical strength in their hands that they can’t hold a pencil properly?

[rottingtrouble-child]

People will see a study suggesting children with higher screen times have poorer or negative developmental outcomes and immediately say it’s the screens causing this, and not the more likely fact that higher screen time = less engagement time with their environment, physical exercise, parents, family, and their peers, all of which are NECESSARY for a healthy upbringing as a social species.

It’s like saying a dog who was kept in a cage all its life and left with atrophied muscles was damaged by the cage, and not by the fact its owners were too lazy to play or walk their dog in order for its muscles to build properly. The cage is the instrument of neglect and the owners are the perpetrators, in the same way parents are the perpetrators and weaponizing screen time as an excuse and painting themselves as helpless bystanders.