Heterophobic™

NOT A MINOR || formerly known as autistic-katara and before that mike-queerler || he/him || terfs/radfems fuck off || @Raines_Adopted_Son on AO3 || i don't reblog donation posts [this user is NOT currently in post limit jail] ^ i often forget to update this btw ^

[autistic-michael-queerler]

El edit <3

@ethercain @ethannakamuradefender @edithsweetith @elevensghostcostume @autistic-trans-gay-aro-mike-w

[64mpg]

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

[honestlyvan]

Another thing fandom needs to start doing more of is projecting on tops.

There are delicious amounts of psychological distress you can inflict on that guy once you get into his head. The brainworms of forcing agency and initiative on someone who genuinely is Not Fucking Ready For It are exquisite.

[honestlyvan]

To quote myself: Domtops in fics are always written to have such uncomplicated and healthy relationships to their sexualities and for my mental health I need us to collectively start giving them complexes about being some kind of monstrous predatory freak of nature instead.

Make that guy have a panic attack b/c someone in his daydream told him to stop and he kept going anyway.

[honestlyvan]

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[boymounter]

[pudumephistophiles]

No no no you don't understand... It looks so natural

This is the most simple, relaxed, casual thing in the world. This is just an arm around someone for a picture. This is the most boring common pose close people do on a carpet.

And yet.

And yet it wasn't always simple, it wasn't always natural.

But now they are free... they are free to just do what most couples do and not think twice about it. They can just put an arm around each other and smile for the camera and it's not a big deal

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[theaterard]

poor gerard i worry about them in the heat!!! (sees them acting delirious in the heat and simultaneously doing the most blatant O faces on the planet while sweating and swaying) put gerard in a furnace

[dimensionhoppingtrio2]

Down bad Annabeth Chase,call that acting unwise

[anexperimentallife]

[uncivilliberties]

Too good et cetera et cetera

[danandphilfacts]

Many people think that Dan is short for Daniel but he is actually quite tall

[lunar-years]

Jancy breakup that I didn’t realize was even a breakup until I logged onto tumblr.com… I still think about you

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox

[thekidsfromyestergay]

DJ emetophiliac wants to see the whole club bounce (if you've recently drunk a large jug of milk)

[emilydickinsane]

*approaches a throuple* so who’s the solider who’s the poet and who’s the king

[genuinelylostlesbian]

story where a princess is “cursed” to never find love but she’s aromantic so she really dgaf about that shit and it’s the least important thing in the book

[karuselii]

Annabeth In her first Year of Camp (Percy during the same year next)