#mum please

[leclercloveletters]

my mother next to me going “why is hamilton ninth? what’s going on? why is he number nine?” oh mother 😭

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

GUYS IM GOING TO CRY IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO CRY I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW

MY MUM BROUGHT ME SOME CAKE ABOUT A WEEK AGO AND IVE BEEN GOING THROUGH IT SLICE BY SLICE BUT I HAVENT HAD ANY IN A COUPLE OF DAYS BECAUSE IVE BEEN QUITE NAUSEOUS

WELL I JUST WENT TO CUT MYSELF A SLICE AND I ALMOST FUCKING BIT INTO IT WHEN I NOTICED THAT THE REST OF THE CAKE PRACTICALLY HAD WHITE FLUFF GROWING OUT OF IT. ITS FURRY. THE FUCKING CAKE IS FURRY AND I ALMOST BIT INTO IT. I CANNOT FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS TODAY. IM MENTALLY CHECKING OUT OF REALITY FOR A BIT

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

Random kid who crossed in front of our path: Sorry

My mum: You will be

[blaruu]

Mum: Look that guy on the tv I know him

Me: who- 

Mum: he’s from star wars he’s- He’s

Me: Luke?

Mum: Luke handlegs

Me: LUKE SKYWALKER

[shylittlemoosen]

2nd Place: Traditional

@cosmio Here’s your smol son and your normal height son XD Hope you like it!

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

i texted my mum a question and all she sent me back was ‘ha ha’ mUM I’M NOT JOKING I’M ACTUALLY THIS DUMB I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER

[zhanghaos-hairclips]

My mum: I'll clean up the house and not distract you so you can do your work

Also my mum: Look, here's 20 funny pictures of cats

[kqkinte]

hey mum? is this dinner?