#mum stop

[fandomkid101]

Me: *sees leaks for new Nexo Knights sets for next year*

Me: Oh gosh, Jestro might be turning good! :D

Mum: He could be a spy.

Me: :|

[lettis-novaturient]

istg if my mother plays Caramelldansen on more time I'm going to LOSE IT,, like,, I'm just sitting here and shes in the kitchen PLAYING IT ON REPEAT

[santners]

my mum is actively cheering for which ever team is playing the one I’m rooting for, even though she despises football and couldn’t give two shits about the outcome 🙃🙃

[wonderavian]

My mum has always used Internet Explorer and hates and refused to use Google Chrome so I deleted Internet Explorer from the bar so she thinks she can only use Chrome now and she keeps complaining that “it’s so slow” and won’t stop calling the computer a bastard.

[roboneuro]

okay but our chest freezer is just full of chicken and 3 packets of this chuck steak why

[saintfuckinhell]

I hate everything right now and i wish i could die.

[flamingocalum]

Does anyone else get annoyed when your parents sassy out in front of your friend and they agree or join in and you're like bitch I asked you hear to listen to me talk about my celebrity crushes not roast me with my mum.

[ewnor]

Disclaimer: Neither my mum or me are native English speakers. The only English words she knows come from TV, music or stuff I’ve taught her.

But she loves singing a particular song by the Rolling Stones.

Mum: “♫You cunt always get what you want...♪”

Me: “Mum...it’s can’t...not cunt”

Mum: “Oh ok! ♫You cunt always get what you want...♪”

Me: “Mum, you actually call people enculé de ta mère when you say cunt”

Mum: “That’s why they look at me weirdly when I sing that!”

...Yes mum.