#mun hijinks

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The Unicorn: Okay, Cupcake. October's just about over. Get off the train now.

Cupcake: ... no.

The Unicorn: Jamie's taken full rein this month. You've got to put in some effort.

Cupcake: Why should I?

The Unicorn: Your birthday is in less than a week.

Cupcake: Ugh...!

The Unicorn: ...

Cupcake:

The Unicorn: ... Cupcake?

MCU-like PSA: CUPCAKE BALDWIN WILL RETURN

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Natasha Romanoff: Ever used a gun before, kid?

Jamie Bennett: No, but I know how to use a sword.

Natasha Romanoff: Really, who taught you?

Jamie Bennett: My girlfriend...

Natasha Romanoff: Smart girl.

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AU where the Bennet siblings' father is actually Thor and Mrs. Bennett is Jane Foster under a different alias so she can raise her children with safety

//That would explain a lot of supernatural things… including why Sophie is so blonde comparative to her brown-haired, brown-eyed mother and brother. 

But also! Things to consider…

Uncle Loki

Darcy babysitting

Sophie wielding the “Myeu-muh”

And that Coulson was probably responsible for relocating them to Burgess in the first place, which means that if they’re ever in jeopardy, they’ll have to be placed underneath S.H.E.I.L.D.’s protection… and that means…

Weapons training with Natasha and Clint

Lab experiments with Bruce and Tony, subsequently Jamie asking non-stop questions to Tony and J.A.R.V.I.S.

Tony threatening to kick Jamie out of the lab

Jamie getting suited up in a mini-Cap uniform

Going to school with Peter and Harley

Plus the fact that Coulson and the rest of S.H.E.I.L.D. realizing that they’ve got more than they’ve bargained for when they find out that Jamie has a bunch of mythos for friends… 

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yarrayora replied to your post: //After catching up on nearly every Marvel Studios...

listen Harley vs Jamie arguing about whether magic can be applied to science

//Whatever happens, keep these children away from potato guns. Especially when Thor comes to lecture them with, “I come from a place where they're one and the same thing!”

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//After catching up on nearly every Marvel Studios movie this past week, I’ve finally figured out which Avenger character Jamie is... He’s not 100% Captain America, and absolutely 0% Thor (despite Jamie’s VA playing Thor’s younger self). Forget I said that. 

Because Harley Keener of Iron Man 3 is 93% Jamie Bennett:

“You know what this crater reminds me of? That giant wormhole, in um... in New York. Does it remind you? Are they coming back? The aliens? Does this subject make you... make you edgy? Are there bad guys in Rose Hills? Do you... do you need a plastic bag to breathe into? Do you have medication? Do you need to be on it? Do you have PTSD? Are you... are you going completely mental? I can stop, do you want me to stop? Do you want me to stop?”

I laughed so hard. And then I cried. 

Oh, Jamie, wouldn’t you know that in the future you’re going to have PTSD?

...

I’m crying again.

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//Earlier today, one of my students handed me a book to read to the class:

It’s about a kid who’s nervous to about losing his teeth like his peers before the class picture is taken. Of course, you know what I automatically think of...

Oh, come on, I told myself, You can’t think of the Burgess Believers and Toothiana just because of a brown-haired boy and his 1st grade friends are losing their teeth!

Then I turned the page... 

And I almost lost it...//

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Looks like I accidentally unfollowed @thatbratjamiebennett.

"Sorry other me..."

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//I come home to find my sister watching X-Files. It takes everything in me to not crack up at Mulder’s conversations with Scully. You know why.//