#murder ward

[postmodern-blues]

Fellas is it gay….

[chiosblog]

Why are they so 🌈🌈??

Ehm guys... You're being too obvious right in the middle of the hallway

[redgoldblue]

Starsky & Hutch + text posts 8/?: ‘just because you’re only in 1-2 episodes doesn’t mean you’re not special’ edition

feat. ‘aluminium foil hitman’ (Targets Without A Badge)

‘8:30 Show: survival not guaranteed’ (Death In A Different Place)

‘my calculating skilled professional assassin meow meow’ (The Plague)

‘totally definitely a real vampire. look at his cape’ (The Vampire)

‘New And Improved Sam Spade’ (Murder Ward) feat. an appearance from insane sex maniac Starsky otherwise known as Starsky

‘worshipping Satan for the cool aesthetic and tax benefits’ (Terror On The Docks)

‘who the fuck IS this woman and why is she selling cars instead of, like, scamming CEOs or writing fortune cookies’ (Class In Crime)

‘I’m here to crush on Starsky and cause trouble and I just ran out of crushes 1.0’ (The Trap)

‘I’m here to crush on Starsky and cause trouble and I just ran out of crushes 2.0’ (Ninety Pounds Of Trouble)

and

‘coolest kid to ever grace ‘70s television screens’ (Little Girl Lost)

[kippdipp]

MORE s&h ?? this is getting embarrassing...

[theoriginofcarrots]

Look! Starsky and Hutch in Murder Ward

[starskysredlongjohns]

Moments from Murder Ward

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Some highlights from The One That's Just One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest:

I have no idea how to gif but I want to gif this beautiful moment of Hutch mouthing 'what' and use it as a reaction image for everything.

Good god what a tender look Hutch has here. He just takes off his weird indoor sunglasses and looks at sleepy Starsky and is like 'what am I going to do with my adorable husband.'

Sup broski I'm just uhhhhh y'know reaching up your pant leg and touching your thigh because you asked me to, like bros do.

I know Starsky can't sit normally but on top of a refrigerator is just a bridge too far.

HELLO BUNNY BUN BUN YOU ARE CUTE AND THAT CAGE IS TOO SMALL

There's just so much of... this in this episode.

So. Much.

Sooooooo much.

So, so much.

[theoriginofcarrots]

Have a happy Tuesday,

happy pretty boy!!!

You can try hard to look ugly and unattractive

buy your boyfriend partner still thinks that you are the most gorgeous and desirable man best friend in the world

Be careful! you may both end up having sex an accident, on the floor,

again

a very pleased and accident-prone boyfriend partner

I see, you are feeling tired and a bit sleepy after all that gruelling activity

it’s ok, you can relax. Your boyfriend partner is there, with you

making sure that you are alright

like your big blond sexy guardian angel

it’s the same way you worry about him

when things don’t go as planned

but luckily everything ends well and you can celebrate your love friendship

with Hutch’s extra long thing

in your face

Happy Tuesday is brought to you wherever you are every Tuesday of the week