#murderchildren

[luca-scorpii]

I did this a while ago and never uploaded, I did one before this but redraw it because it was bad, so here. Have some classic pure shit. “Now and forever”

[marloviandevil]

Fang for the character fact list if you want!! I love him <3

*flails* My trash son <3 1. Is known for using a Hypo Rifle on wayward patients, including Wolffe himself. Trying to evade him is futile. (And besides, Worst and Paws talk with him, so they all know which vod is trying to bullshit their way out of treatment.)2. Has absolutely no chill. When he starts acting calm, it’s too late and you are already dead. 3. Aside from the clavicle tats, the rest is entirely Poke and Stick’s work. At least Paws is not grouching about accuracy. (Paws drew the clavicles for ref.) When he got his hands tattooed, he had to be very persuasive. 4. He is protective and loyal to a fault to those he cares about. “The moment you idiots manage to get yourself killed, I get out of that hell, raise you from the dead, and kill you again.” He’s not even kidding. He knows that if they die, he would not survive them but he never told them that.5. He has the subtlety of a herd of banthas. Seriously. In all AUs. Subtlety is overrated anyway. 6. He bites. A lot. Sharper teeth than Wolffe. And refuses to answer when asked if he files them. Not even Paws knows. He’s just sharp. 7. He likes striking the fear of Manda in people who come and see him because at least, they know running is useless. 8. Is the worst sap. He’s so sappy it’s practically terrifying. But only a few people see him like that. Those who know actually find his ‘I’m terror, I’m death staring at you’ demeanour hilarious. But would never tell him. 9. Is the one ordering booze. For treatment. Plo knows but he signs anyway because he wants his sons to be happy. He has a stash of Alderaanian mead that he keeps for the moments that require it. And sweets. 10. Is too used to the Pack’s antics by now, and he just crosses his arms, and stare them down until they confess whatever stupidity they were up to. The other two medics do it as well, but Fang makes it work on the entire Pack at once. He doesn’t yell at them, he just gives them a moment to think they are off the hook, and then he gets to work. Think Molly Weasley.10+1. He actually appeared alongside @pumpkin-lith‘s Paws. I don’t even know which came first. But they had always been married. 

[kassandrasstuff]

Artemis: you can't just kill people without reason

Ares: ???

Artemis: I never kill anybody without reason. And I need like, a lot of reasons. Like, at least two. Two good reasons, like gender and or if it can't be avoided. Or its too much work to avoid.