#murderers!

[thatskysilva]

Tried to rocket and crashed both my phone (alt acc) and my iPad. They fuckinh killed me.

[itsnotacarepackage]

You know that "freshly cut grass" smell? That's caused by a chemical grass emits under duress.

[breathless]

I assure you I'm not a murderer. I mean murderers don't have tumblrs! Come on now.

Matt

[littleorphanammo]

If I was pregnant, sister, I'd be taking a flying, vodka powered leap down a steep flight of stairs.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum replied to your post:

for some reason I read “I am preparing” as “I am pregnant” and my face was all :O but then I figured it out.

And I'm not even afraid who knows that.