#murderfly

[jujulebee]

@murderfly

[carrionhand]

@murderfly Look who enclosed today. :>

[embellishedbookworm]

@murderfly replied to your post “i don’t really talk about it much, but i have a...”:

CAT NAME. GO. IF ITS NOT DEEMED GOOD ENOUGH OR IS DEEMED A LOSER OR A NAMBY-PAMBY CAT NAME YOU WILL BE DROPPED ONE INCH CLOSER TO THE LAVA PIT. ALSO IM POINTING A GUN AT YOU. LOTS OF HAZARDS HERE.

​ok weird shouty guy who, in being a weird shouty guy, makes me really nostalgic, i can fly. you could “drop” me off a cliff and i wouldn’t move an inch.

also her name is zipper because she zips.

wow even the threatening is taking me back. are you sure you’re not from alternia? because you would really fit in there. as long as you had candy cane looking horns, and also grey skin. but i mean, the mood is definitely right.

[bitterpainting-archive]

@spiiderwiick everything alright?

@murderfly #NICE IMAGE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU THOUGH

I'm fine now, the headaches mostly gone away. I had a nightmare is all. The dogs are settled back down and I'm just sitting here painting over some ruined landscapes that I got paint on.

I'll need to wash the paint out of the carpet and off myself but... that can be later.

I'm not entirely sure what happened. I don't remember painting, I woke up to the dogs growling.

[precognitiveignition]

murderfly

ON THE FLIP SIDE, IVE GOT A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SURVIVE

that a fact

cuz i have been looking for a new obstacle course or two ever since my last stomping grounds got repurposed

you got anything that isnt showcasing its own flammability right now

[jujulebee]

@murderfly

whaaaaat do u think so??? i mean my old one like, was wayyyyy simpler for sure, my new one was a gift from my uncle!

[jujulebee]

PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS. SPILL THE BEANS.

o man spill the beans?? 😨😰 alright uhhh 🤔😶

when i was a kid🧸️🎈 i rly wanted 2 b a stunt man 🏍 and there was this girl💗💗 her name was leslie, & shed gotten this new bike🚲👀, i was like, 😓😣 idk we were like 6??? and i said hey 😏 i learned a cool new stunt can i use ur bike🚲😎

and she was like yeah totally ❣️🤩

and so my dad 🙄😒 had left the ladder up in the backyard leading up 2 the roof, idk why😬, maybe he was cleaning the gutters??? 🤨🤔 but i climbed up there and we finally managed 2 get the bike🚲 up on the roof 🏡

and i got up on the top of the roof and she was cheering me 🤩😃🥳️ on & i rode down and tried 2 do a flip 🙃

but i had never a) done a flip on a bike 😩 or b) ridden a bike b4🤦‍♀️

and i ended up busting my ass on the grass of the backyard, 😵🤕🥴️broke my ankle and a rib and my collar bone, 💀💀💀 & when i realised i couldnt walk she FREAKED OUT 😱😨💦 and went & got my mom who called my uncle so we could go 2 the emergency room 🏥🚘

and my uncle bought her a new bike🚲 bc i TOTALLY FUCKED UP hers 😣😅😞

and i honestly think that singular event is what made me unafraid of basically anything 😅😂

bc she thought i was cool as fuck 🤩💗😎

she even signed my cast 🤕💕

so the penny for my thought here is i think 💗girls💗 r pretty and i lose brain cells🥴️😖😫 when i look at them and thats been a thing since i was an itty bitty

[jujulebee]

@murderfly #IS THIS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE#WHATS ALL THAT SHIT IN YOUR HAIR

shyeah! i mean this is an older pic so my hairs a lil diff now, but yeah man. check ✨super cute selfie✨ for more if u wanna see! i dont have a ton but ill deffo be sure to post plenty of pics of me 🤣😂🤣😂 and theyre these cute little star clips!!! i have all kinds! theyre not in this example but i have lil heart ones too 💗💗💗 the butterfly ones r totally classic tho so defs some of my faves