i can see you strangling someone with a very thin rope just because they pissed you off so much.
OH GOD YES BASICALLY ME OKAY STORY TIME KIDDIES
ONE TIME I WAS ON MY MOM'S BED WATCHING WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU AND MY FOOT WAS DRAPED OVER THE EDGE AND I WAS MOVING IT AND I FOUND A PIECE OF STRING THAT HAD COME UNDONE BUT STILL HELD ON SO IT WAS LIKE A LOOP ATTACHED AT BOTH ENDS BUT ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FOOT, SO I WAS MESSING AROUND AND PUT MY TOES ON IT AND I WAS LIKE SWINGING MY FOOT AROUND AND STUFF AND EVENTUALLY MOST OF MY TOES EXCEPT ONE HAD SLIPPED OFF THE STRING BUT I WAS TOO LAZY TO READJUST SO IT WAS JUST THAT ONE TOE SWINGING AND I KEPT SWINGING AND WHEN I STOPPED I WAS LIKE WELL THAT WAS FUN BUT THEN I FELT THIS HORRIBLE SEARING BURNING PAIN AND IT TURNS OUT THAT I FUCKING SLICED MY TOE ALL THE WAY AROUND ALMOST TO THE BONE
WITH STRING.
so a thin rope is very practical bc they would think it's all fun unTIL THEIR HEAD POPS OFF
TELL ME WHAT MURDERS YOU THINK I WOULD COMMIT









