spn sleeper agent activated

Deancoded deangirl. I’m a casgirl in my spare time. I don’t know how to love things normally. I started the top sheet war. I’m friends with the benevolent dictator of boobahnatural. Creator of Jackesmee. she/her, 27, USA

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[yourhighness6]

This queen really conquered Ba Sing Se like that

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

[suriandtaal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[lesbianjoannaharvelle]

how do we feel about this picture besties

[lesbianjoannaharvelle]

some of my favourite tags

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[bromcommie]

I know it’s been said before but an iconic, undeniably canon property of Cas' and tangentially of the Destiel dynamic is the “buddy boy you’ve got what they call sex appeal” of it all. I mean it’s always great when humans look at Cas being strange and off-putting and fumbling his way through every single human interaction and go “what a hot endearing guy”, don’t get me wrong. But what I really can’t get enough of is the fact that he also has the angelic equivalent of crazy game which he’s usually only marginally aware of/completely disinterested in save for being generally prideful or using it for tactical purposes. Even more hilarious, the fact that throughout the show the other angels are absolutely fucking fuming about him choosing humans in spite of this.

Because the thing is Cas is already reasonably well regarded amongst angels as a very competent and loyal soldier and then after he falls he just keeps exponentially gaining both a bad reputation and a cult following. He used to be a master tactician. He was around for Heaven’s greatest battles. He’s led two different controversial uprisings. He keeps disobeying God’s word and he’s killed thousands and he might be a little batshit crazy but he’s also just. Kind of a nice dude. He’s Heaven’s most wanted, for better or for worse. Every angel he meets either wants to fucking kill him or drop to their knees and pledge allegiance, which in angel terms pretty much makes him the extremely fuckable guy with a leather jacket and motorcycle in every teen drama.

And then every time the angels do meet him, instead of a host of warriors there’s this pathetic miniscule angry creature bristling and hissing at his side and the angels are like. Castiel. Why is that bacteria speaking to you. And Castiel fierce garrison commander savior of the rebellion war criminal bearer of free will who God Himself resurrected 47482 times gets this horrifying soft misty eyed look on his face and goes “oh no that’s just my bestest friend in the whole world most beautiful incredible lovable person I’ve ever met in my entire millennia-long life. Dean say hi” and the bacteria goes 🙄😒😏 and rattles off the most incomprehensible sentence on God’s green earth and then calls the angels a slur and the angels collectively feel grace leak out their ears

[strawlessandbraless]

They’re just better together. Like Bert and Ernie, or Thelma and Louise, or Peanut Butter and Jelly

[qadarpriestress]

You never know how signing up for a new class, getting a haircut, attending a party you are too lazy to go to, or applying to a job you think you have no chance at can really shift timelines. You are probably one decision away from catapulting into a new timeline.

[strawberry-sammy]

JENSEN ACKLES as DEAN WINCHESTER MISHA COLLINS as CASTIEL SUPERNATURAL • S5 E3 Free to Be You and Me

[castiel--for--king]

[king-lena]

okay hang on i need the dean picture where he’s smiling at cas through the pain with the red mug and his eye crinkles omg he’s so precious i will lose it

[king-lena]

[flowercrownyuriarchive]

the first words i heard clear as a bell; dean winchester is saved.

THE DEAN WINCHESTER GRAPHIC CHALLENGE  |  padaleckhi vs. bootyliciousdean

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[lailah-tov]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[strawlessandbraless]

The range

[classic-cevans]

I'm repeating myself

Cas @ Dean: You are the greatest creation my father ever made

Cas @ Sam: You're also alive

[sailorsally]

if you ever wondered what your sims felt when you got them into the pool only to delete the ladder and trap them there for good I couldn't recommend watching supernatural (2005 - 2020) enough to you

[remanence-of-love]