#murdertips

[sammles]

Hey I got a question you got any tips on murder?(I need this information cuz my Friend has a abusive ex and we tracking them down)

Oh hell yeah, you’ve come to the right place.

(I promise I’m not a serial killer, I’m a writer)

Okay so first off, be prepared to have a place to hide the body, somewhere that is uncommon of where y’all would usually go. So that if it somehow gets traced to you, people who know you wouldn’t actually suspect you.

Wear different sized shoes!!! In the case you leave any footprints police will have a harder time figuring out who you are, wear the opposite sex type shoes and also walk a bit different than normal. 

Wear clothes that are baggier so you seem to appear bigger than you actually are, so if any witnesses see anything sus, they’ll describe someone different.

Don’t be afraid to wear a wig! First of all, fashion is key, second of all, if you have brown hair, and they see a blonde, you’ll throw them off their rhythm ( STREET SMARTS) 

Wear a different cologne or perfume, or heck even shampoo/body wash/ conditioner/lotion, so your smell will be different. Also wear gloves! That’s important. 

Also, don’t be to obvious that you are going to kill this person! It’ll be easier to trace it back to you.

And finally, while abusive people are the scum of the earth, and need to be punished, please do not murder them! I don’t condone murder on this blog because, murder is illegal! But  anywho I hope I could be of assistance! ;)

[y0rk1ndlyg0k1lla]

Murder tip #4930

I've always seen murder tips on this site, finally time to contribute.

For those who need it (yk writing purposes of course) Aqua Regia is an extremely potent acid that was used by people in times of conflict to DISSOLVE and preserve/protect GOLD.

And in Chemistry class today we found out that it can also be used to neutralise a base called Calcium Carbonate. You know what else is made of Calcium Carbonate? Bones. Aqua Regia. Can Dissolve. Bones.

!! Important to note the process requires equipment, caution and technique because this is a toxic chemical procedure. !!

So if you burn a body to the point where only the bones and filaments remain (its ok if some flesh or mass does too, that will be taken care of anyway) and dissolve what is left in Aqua Regia, the remnants can be disposed of much easily (mainly water, soluble salts and some insoluble compounds BUT the point is, after this the DNA can only be tracked by these remnants for up to 2 days, which will already be impossible if disposed of properly.

And trust me, much easier to dispose of those remnants than a body (or even just bones). Not the best form of body disposal, it is long, arduous and requires caution and equipment, but you know, its something.

[mandi-writes]

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[boredbutwhatsnew]

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[willmustdie]

omfg just imagine if you just grab a steak knife and start stabbing cereal and your fren is like "wtf are you doing" and all you say is "im a cereal killer" and you you both start laughing then you tackle her and start stabbing her.

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[robbiesenpaiplz]

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