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[boredbutwhatsnew]

Marriage

What my mind refuses to accept is how my boyfriend of 10 months proposed to me. "Babe, we should get married..." And he just loves getting the jump on me. I still don't know if we're fiancees or not. I don't even know how serious to take this.

[sourwolfstories]

accidental marriage/woke up married fic rec list

A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by lupinus, uraneia

Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.

In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.

Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.

anything, anything by drunktuesdays

set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating. Betaed by giddygeek.

i thought it make believe by leah k (blinkiesays)

Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds “I’m OK, don’t worry, I’m going back to the hotel room” with a timestamp of 1:30AM and “I think I’m in love I think he’s a werewolf” at 3:00AM.

Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.

Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED

Well, so would Stiles.

UST (An Unfortunate Series of Tropes) by ureshiiichigo

Stiles and Derek sitting in a tree, M-A-R-R-I-E-D.

Wait, what?

Or: Stiles thought he and Derek were finally getting to be bros, and then Deaton had to go and ruin everything with his stupid spell.

Turn a Little Faster by skoosiepants

He shifts back and forth on his feet and tries to psych himself up. He can do this. He’s a badass werewolf, he can totally tell Stiles that they accidentally got werewolf married because—because Stiles was thinking about him, and happened to give him a token of his, uh, affection under the silvery light of the last full moon. Platonic affection, Derek thinks sourly, so he doesn’t get why his wolf feels all warm and fuzzy and bonded all of a sudden.

Honestly, it’s like—why aren’t people accidentally getting werewolf married all the time, if it happens this easily?

Do It Again In Reverse by Trelkez

Lesson learned: drunk hyperbole in Las Vegas really didn’t pay off.

Fools Rush In by origamifrogs

“Stiles wakes up in his hotel bed in Las Vegas, sticky eyes blinking open to the sight of a stranger sleeping beside him.

A stranger who is male.

And naked.

Stiles promptly falls out of bed.”

Or, the one where Stiles and Derek get drunk in Las Vegas, accidentally get married, go on a road trip, and find love along the way.

wearing anchors on our shirts by honeybearbee

Stiles and Derek get accidentally married at a Werewolf Meeting.

Happy Accidents by Medie

“We got married. Nobody’s dying, all our limbs are intact, and nobody’s creepy relatives are skulking in the bushes. All things considered, this is pretty tame for us.”

The Hangover by van_helsa124

Stiles and the pack visit Vegas to blow off some steam, only to wake up with no memory of the night before. After interrogating Peter for information they quickly realise that: Boyd is missing, a rival pack has declared a blood feud, hunters are on their trail …and, oh yeah, Derek and Stiles are married.

Is Erica and Laura’s Doing (with the goal to make Derek even more miserable under the false pretense of friendship) by sarcasmandirony

Laura and Erica drag Derek to Las Vegas, to cure a recent (it’s been three months, Derek! you need to have fun) heartbreak. He meets Stiles.

[boredbutwhatsnew]

I may be skinny but my stomach still does this so please don't shame your body thinking because it does this, you aren't beautiful. You are amazing. We all are. Being skinny isn't the only beautiful.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

not a dream

School sexual harassment aside, first time somebody grabbed my ass without my consent in the outside world, I just started immediately bawling my eyes out right there and then. The dudebro who did it was trying to calm me down and convince me it wasn’t that serious and that he didn’t do anything wrong and that it was basically a compliment, but I just kept crying more and more loudly and moving away from him every time he tried to approach me to placate me. Then like 30 people jumped to my defense and they all started yelling at him and pushing him around and telling him how it wasn’t okay, how that kind of behavior wasn’t acceptable, how he needs to apologize, and so on. Turns out, it’s much harder to silence 30+ people than it is one small girl. If I had the courage to punch him and I wasn’t so scared of him, I think I would’ve done it too. If you think it is okay to grab somebody’s body without their permission and you expect the victim to just accept it and not react in any way, unfollow me right now. If you think, “It’s not that deep,” unfollow me too. If you think people are overreacting, you know what to do, yup, unfollow me.

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[badlydrawnoldmanspeedy-blog]

I’m gonna doot doot

[smuttyanus]

GIVE ME MY DOOT DOOT

[taejinkive]

Lol i am so doot doot lusting this mornin

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[bucked-up]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

[haiku-robot]

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday no kidding

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[bucked-up]

haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

[bucked-up]

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

[iiythe-deactivated20211008]

it absolutely means we can start reblogging this

[distinguishedbaloney]

[wivernryder]

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

[hotmolasses]

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[revelarete]

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.

[arthrop]

[callmekira-deactivated20250418]

Everyone is talking about Ice Cube on Bill Maher but Symone Sanders has been killing it!!

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Wowww… She really killed it!

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

especially the part about it being a slap in the face to black women

[ororomunroedontpullout]

The audience is silent how telling

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[lqtraintracks]

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

[renthebarbarian]

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

[boredbutwhatsnew]

I made a wallpaper because I'm in a very dark and depressive mood right now

[habeenkimoved-deactivated201903]

do me a favour reblog with your height, shoesize and age

[boredbutwhatsnew]

5'8" (and 3 quarters but eh), 10 and 17

[breanna-lynn]

If you love her, choose her even when she is not around.

[camaraderiegems]

I don’t think Non-ELFS can grasp how extra, petty & savage Super Junior members can be. So let me hand you a list. (Please feel free to add on)

When Yesung couldn’t just take off his slipper to smack Eunhyuk but he HAD to kick off his slipper by flicking it in the air, catch it and then proceed to smack him.

Also when Zhou Mi said the members are useless and questioned “so why would he bring them on a holiday?”

The amount of times Heechul mentioned Eunhyuk eating his egg is actually more times than you realize.

They expose E V E R Y T H I N G.

Henry and Ryeowook legit just started batting and fighting each other in the middle of a TV broadcast and Eunhyuk, who was sitting next to them, didn’t even bat an eyelid. (They were separated by the host LOL)

Shindong told the TV hosts not to praise Leeteuk at all because after just two visits to the gym, Leeteuk started stripping onstage.

Hangeng didn’t hesitate to stand behind Heechul as his vote for “Bad Person” and basically confirmed it immediately.

Siwon & Ryeowok’s “High Five Hajima” fight.  

When Heechul straight up told us “I don’t know what I did wrong but I’m writing this because you guys (SM ENT.) told me I have to.”  

When they commandeered the entire “A Song For U” episode and Leeteuk became the host and SJ probably traumatized the living daylights out of Amber and Sungjae.

The “FLYING BOILING HOT RAMEN POT” incident.

Between them, Kyuhyun and Leeteuk stuffed 26 marshmallows into their mouths.

Siwon exposing all of Super Junior, saying that “no one is normal in SJ” whilst in a Luigi costume, on national radio.

Heechul said he does a lot of skinship with people he likes but when Shindong pointed out “You don’t do it with me.”; Heechul responded with “I don’t like you!”

Leeteuk once threw his chopsticks down and demanded to know who cooked the “Hangang Ramyeon” (Ramyeon that was too watery)

Watch SJ Returns because 90% of that is exposed secrets and 10% Yesung crying or swearing.

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. 

PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. 

PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Some celebs support them

[i-n-m-h]

ah c’mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you’re being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA’s done some questionable things, but it’s not like they’ve also

-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information

-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)

-used a young man’s brutal death as a way to say “yeah that’s awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that” (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)

-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)

-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)

-and they definitely didn’t have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)

-and they totally didn’t get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn’t seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)

Nah. PETA’s not that bad.

(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?

I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you’ve done. 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Bringing it back, because it’s charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. 

[silly-luv]