#murven text post

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Raven: what is one thing you hate the most

Murphy: when waiters ask “are you done with that” when there's no food left on my plate

Murphy: like “no, I'm gonna eat the plate too”

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Raven: I know a place

Murphy: great

-later-

Murphy: what is this place

Raven: it's called therapy

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Murphy and Raven: *walking up to each other*

Murphy and Raven: *doing this long, complicated handshake*

Raven: *deadpan* you're a disgusting cockroach, I hate you so much, Murphy

Murphy: I've never met someone more annoying or rude. You're the worst, Raven

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Raven: why are you looking at me through a fork

Murphy: it's spirituality healing

Raven: how

Murphy: I'm pretending you're in jail

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Raven: so you LIED to me????

Murphy: yeah I did I'm sorry about the-

Murphy: wait which time are we talking about

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Raven: I hope the first pun's creator died a horrible death

Murphy: it would have to be a pretty killer pun

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Raven: get up NOW

Murphy: I'm not sleeping, I'm dead. Leave flowers or pictures or chocolate and GET OUT

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Clarke: ok, we need a distraction

Clarke: is anyone good at making a lot of noise or just being annoying in general?

Raven: *pushes Murphy to the front*

Raven: your time has come. Make us proud