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Raven: I know a place

Murphy: great

-later-

Murphy: what is this place

Raven: it's called therapy

Murphy and Raven: *walking up to each other*

Murphy and Raven: *doing this long, complicated handshake*

Raven: *deadpan* you're a disgusting cockroach, I hate you so much, Murphy

Murphy: I've never met someone more annoying or rude. You're the worst, Raven

Raven: why are you looking at me through a fork

Murphy: it's spirituality healing

Raven: how

Murphy: I'm pretending you're in jail

Raven: I'm cold

Murphy: not as cold as my heart

Raven: now is not the time to discuss who is more dead inside

Murphy: you think it's you don't you

Raven: obviously

Raven: so you LIED to me????

Murphy: yeah I did I'm sorry about the-

Murphy: wait which time are we talking about

Raven: you know what I love-

Murphy: I love that sound you make when you close your mouth

Murphy: we make a great team because we are different

Raven: well I can't disagree I mean I'm always right and you're always wrong

Murphy: *holds door open for Raven*

Raven: *purposely goes through another door*

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