Gryffindor || nightblood

textposts for my ig account, @mionesgaze || Bellarke stan || Solangelo

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Bellamy: i am above all of you

Bellamy: my determination, ability, wiseness, smartness, intelligence, knowledge, and eagerness triumph over all of you

Bellamy: as the most mature, advanced, talented-

Clarke: hey, i got your mcdonalds happy meal

Bellamy: grEAT, time for lunch

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Ron: a steak pun is a rare medium

Harry: well done.

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JJ *banging a pen against the table*: WHY. WON'T. YOU. WORK

Kiara: hey, how would you feel if i banged you against the table

JJ: WELL I DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T WE FIND OUT?

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Bellamy:

Clarke:

Murphy: i don't care about romance but even i must concede that the heart’s sole purpose is not just to pump blood

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Hermione: *getting down on one knee* will you marry me?

Ron: *whispering to Harry* is she flirting with me?

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Stiles: *drunk* do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

Scott: do you get sad because you don't have wings?

Stiles: *tearing up* every day

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- Hermione introducing new first-year Gryffindors -

Hermione: and here is our common room!

- inside common room -

Ginny: *throwing books at George* GO PUT ON A DIAPER AND SUCK YOUR STUPID THUMB

George: *sobbing* YOUR VOICE IS HIGHER THAN MY MONTHLY SALARY

Fred: *on the other side of the common room* OMG DINNER TABLE SO SEXY

Seamus: *running down from the boys' dormitory* EYY, WE BALDING

Harry: *exploding from behind the fireplace* WHO PUT EUROPEAN OR POLITICS IN THE FAMILY MIX?

Hermione: ...

Hermione: *closes door*

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- Hermione replying to an MIT rejection letter -

Hermione: Dear MIT,

I have completed my review of your rejection letter. While I am impressed with your rejection reasons, I, under careful consideration, have decided not to accept your rejection letter.

Please understand that this is not a negative response to your rejection letter, but rather a reflection of my own unique choices.

I appreciate you giving me a rejection letter and wish you the best in all your future rejection letters.

I will see you at the start of the semester.

Sincerely,

Hermione Granger

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Raven: what is one thing you hate the most

Murphy: when waiters ask “are you done with that” when there's no food left on my plate

Murphy: like “no, I'm gonna eat the plate too”

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Harry: if Ron were to work at a bakery would that make him a ginger bread man?

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- James walking into his kitchen -

Lily: why are you all wet?

James: there was a puddle

Lily: so?

James: … it was a puddle

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Bellamy: thank you for agreeing to see me

Clarke: I didn't, you literally just barged in

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Interviewer: how would you describe yourself

James: verbally, usually, but i have also choreographed a dance, would you like to see it?

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Raven: do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you're funny, because you're failing at both

Murphy: what? No, I tell jokes to make myself laugh because I know I'm funny

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Percy: look, if I focus my whole attention on something, I could be really smart

Annabeth: ok then why don't you

Percy: I dont feel like it

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Hermione: *sees a couple teenagers doing something stupid*

Hermione: ugh, what idiots

Hermione: *realizes it’s Harry and Ron*

Hermione: wait those are my idiots

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Percy: my fellow yees and yahs, thank you for gathering here today-

Annabeth: just tell us the battle plan already