Why is everyone in this family so fat, stacked or hung???

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Why is everyone in this family so fat, stacked or hung???
Random Asks // Always Accepting.
@skeletonjigsaw - hii!! sorry for taking so long on this. i didnt read much?? i assume that your paimon is the one in your banner and pfp so i took the privilege of adding a little flins surprised reaction?? sorry if this isnt your cup of tea. (^_^;)
It's always cold in Nod-Krai. It's always dark at the Cemetery.
Peace and quiet was how Flins likes it. It meant that the night was free of the Wild Hunt— or at the least he could be trusting the other Lightkeepers with their job. He prays for those who recently joined, that new batch of recruits seem so easily terrified.
He would not blame them should they decide to leave.
Of course, recently there is slightly more company. Although it's usually a pair of blonde and white hair that he can see coming from the shore, today he only saw the white.
Curious, but perhaps every pair separates sometimes. Flins goes down to greet nonetheless— he will not be a bad host.
...he will be a little playful, though. So he waits for the 'little' flying fairy behind one of the few old crumbling pillars in hopes of seeing that silly surprised face when he shows up behind her.
"...ah."
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So much for agreeing to drop by, within reason of course, now she feels like turning back on her heels because this place still unsettles her, especially after everything that went down in a matter of days for the people of Nod-Krai.
Not to mention how Lumine has been running herself ragged and spacing out alot. Paimon does not blame her though. More than ever, there was alot to uncover, namely about the spaceship, which, somehow, disappeared into thin air... something like that.
Eh, an agreement is an.. agreement. 'Sides, they have been throught so many weird situations, ghosts are nothing new by now.
Shoulders bristles uncomfortably when it almost look like somebody is watching, & were it for the fact she knew whomst settled down in a gloomy place such as this, Paimon might have reacted very, very differently.
Her shoulders lifts in slight discomfort and she'd turn to face who is there, the one person she actually came here for.
''Seriously, why does nearly everyone do that to Paimon. Did you want to get stab or something?!'', she was much more alert than given due credit and could easily have swung a weapon at Flins, for trying to put her on edge like this.
Well atleast, she won't have to keep searching for him now.
''If you do that again, i might accidentally swing at you'', still, she trusted he would block the hit.
OOC: that is indeed my Paimon, the gist of it is; she's not small anymore (Post Inazuma AQs she's all grown), is a very capable fighter, use Elements like the Traveler, etc.
*puts Paimon between two slices of bread*
"For the last time, Paimon is NOT food!"
Via really didn't know what to expect when she met her grandfather for the first time. From the whispers of her family, especially her Dad, he sounded more than a little intimidating.
And he was... but-
"..."
"Oh my Satan, he's all gut... he's ALL gut-!"
How is anyone supposed to take him seriously when you can't even see his legs, that thing is so fat?! Via couldn't help but stare the entire time...
Why do all her family members make her feel this way-?
Cont / X
She'd peek from around where they were standing, keeping a lookout on the encampment but a distance from away & squint at the outlines of what Paimon suspect to be a Geo Lawachurl. From here, there is no telling what else lurks in those wooden homes but she got a rough grasp of how to proceed.
Her attention shifts to Diluc.
''I can open the way for you'', it'd be too chaotic with those crossbow wielding Hilichurls on watchtowers, trying to storm in and go for Lawachurl, with all those elemental shots in the way.
It'd be smoother if she aimed to take down elevated enemies and its not like they have to turn the whole place into smitheerens.
Whatever else decide to come out, the pixie can handle it. Many times she did show herself capable, especially that one did she overexerted herself, when they fought an alternate/cursed version of Dvalin, in that bubble world.
That had been a neccessity though, this is different, nothing to go overboard about.
@forgedxhearts
Cont / X
After getting his attention, Paimon shifted upright, feets back onto solid ground.
Huh, did she actually caught him sleeping in the outdoors of this entire base camp? or well, trying to.
In which case, she's a bit glad he can take breaks these days since Nod-Krai major threats are gone, including that creepy-looking eye thing that has been bothering this entire island.
There is a huff at Illuga's question, & arms settles onto her sides.
''Hey, can i not visit friends once and while'', by herself most of all. But really, Paimon had just grown bored of wandering around Nasha Town after things got peaceful now. ''You're doing ok, right?'', other than looking like he was going to doze off, maybe.
@genshinxmuses
Thanks goodness for the time spent roaming so much, it was easy to find quieter areas to practice. That said, what is being tried, didn't seem to have paid off much... yet.
''Still not working huh...'', she mutters, staring at the electro charged sword in her grasp.
She keeps rambling, near incoherent words to figure out what seems off, however, those external thoughts are cut short when Paimon feels like somebody is watching.
Still, she does not tense, those sounded like much familiar footsteps than some encampment's bandit looking for problems.
@who0se-bad-idea-was-this
Symbol RP Meme. // Accepting.
@manganyeh - 🌸 for Qiqi she wants to see the blossoms with someone :3
Pick some?.
''Oh yeah, okay'', she look around for the less elevated branch amidst blooming trees. After spotting one that didn't seem difficult to reach for what has been requested, did Paimon picked up the small zombie child.
''Here you go, Paimon's got you, so grab a few'', there is nothing that says they can't do that anyways.