[2:59:36 AM] Crys-Chan, The Almighty Ruler of Procrastination: "Hey, Yaboku, you're wife and I just figured out that we're technically married. Though, she said "Yes" was the short answer. What's the long one?"
[3:00:36 AM] ナニ★Nani: "I................don't know what's the long answer, I just know we're married???"
[3:00:53 AM] ナニ★Nani: DISTRESSED YABOKU NOISES
[3:02:49 AM] Crys-Chan, The Almighty Ruler of Procrastination: ".....HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS? YOU'RE MARRIED TO HER! and if we're gonna have a joint marriage here, I wanna know the long answer." SIMILAR DISTRESSED YATO NOISES
[3:05:07 AM] ナニ★Nani: "WELL..... YOU'RE MARRIED TO HER TOO, RIGHT? AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER EITHER--!!!" worst argument ever
[3:06:14 AM] Crys-Chan, The Almighty Ruler of Procrastination: "I JUST FOUND OUT. YOU'VE KNOWN FOR A WHILE." He makes a good point.
[3:09:30 AM] ナニ★Nani: "I CAN ASSURE YOU I KNOW NO MORE THAN YOU ON THAT MATTER--"
[3:10:35 AM] Crys-Chan, The Almighty Ruler of Procrastination: "SO WE'RE BOTH MARRIED TO A WOMAN AND WE HAVE NO REAL IDEA WHY???"