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“Bored bored bored FUCKING BORED!”
“If you are so bored Diavante you could actually go out and find work and not hang around me like a parasitic flea.”
“I’m lazy and hungry you ass.”
“You have eaten half of the food in my refrigerator in the span of a day.”
“....Fuck you Alice.”
“You are a waste of an existence.”
“I am so god damn tired I am so sick of working...”
“*Sigh* Hun you work odd jobs on a bi-daily basis plus the amount you earn is way more than you deserve spare me the whining.”
“Do you not know the amount of effort it takes to kill somebody discretely that alone feels like a weeks worth of work.”
“Fuck the word hun I am not even dignifying you with that right now.”
“One day this fury will boil over and leave me, one day. But as it is now, that day is nowhere near being close.”
“...Ten points for effort.”
“Wait ten?! Why not fifteen you perverted mudfish?!?!”
“Because hun I am an ass, a fabulous ass.”
“This is why I hate you.”
“And yet you love me, platonically, unless you want to try this guy out~?”
“Please I would rather swim in a pool of something that would hurt than ever do that.”
“Oh hun you really are bad at being cool~!”
"N-No please spare me I-I didn't do anything to you!" A voice wailed as the sound of footsteps approached, getting louder and projecting a sense of doom with every inch. The voice wimpered until all of a sudden its owner felt his being throttled and held onto the arm that was suffocating him wih all of his might. "You may not have harmed me directly, but your blasted organization will suffer by my hand thanks to what you assholes did years ago!" And the arm threw the man down to the ground, shattering his helmet. The man looked up to see a Machoke with fierce eyes looking down at him and he just stayed in his position, terrified at what may happen. "B-But eye for an eye is wrong you know! You'll just be worse than Cipher if you kill m-" "It isn't eye for an eye, it's life for a life after you bastards took away the people I loved for your own selfish purposes!!" The Machoke roared and extended his palm outwards when his fingers turned into long stretched out spears that pierced the mans body, turning the once screaming man into a lifeless corpse and he Machoke retracted his fingers when a voice rang. "Hun, control yourself." The Machoke turned around to see a Swampert with a blank look on his face and as soon as the Machoke saw the Swampert his body melted down into the form of a Muk and he gave an annoyed look at the Swampert. "I'll act as I see fit you dumbass." "No use in name calling an innocent party." "Yell at me at the house you ass, not right here. I need to wash off that shitheads blood before I get infected." "Someone needs a swear jar today." "Fuck off Ron."
"Lumiose City? Why on earth are you going there?"
"Financial opportunities of course!"
"Are you sure it isn't for some kill spree or whatever, I thought you put that behind you Dia?"
"We both know I can't lie to you, I always speak the truth to you~!"
"*Sigh* ...Okay, you can go. But I need to know, what you said about financial opportunities, what did you mean by that exactly?"
"I hear there's an interesting creature over there, maybe he might lead me to find more work! Tired of seeing you work yourself to the bone so I want to bring in money for a while."
"Hehe, no one back at Cipher would've ever believed me if I told them what you just said. But I somewhat like that, surprises were what lured me to that organization, and to you, Dia."
"Quite that sappy shit,I don't want regrets you here!"
"Pfft, you never cease to amaze me you sick son of a bitch. Get going now or else I'll have to force you to go to work."
"Yeah yeah, whatever. See ya soon, love ya and shit like that."
"Love you too."
Ron: I want fooooooooood!!
Antony: Then go to the damn kitchen and make yourself a fucking snack!
Ron: But it's so far awaaaay!
Antony: It is fifteen fucking feet I think your god damn legs can support your ass long enough to make a 30 second journey!
Ron: Uggggghhh....
Antony: How the ever loving shit are we friends again?!
Ron: *Smirks* I dunno, but you tell me honey bunches~!
Ron: So honey, how much do you like having me around the house~? Antony: I'm as happy as though someone made me swallow a beehive filled with raging bees. Ron: Oh honey PLEASE you know I am a shit load of fun~! Antony: Well you are a load of shit so mission accomplished. Ron: This is why I love being with you sludge ass~!
"D-Dia!!" "You're still alive?" "What was the meaning of this?! We worked together all of those years and you try to kill me?!?!" "Uhh...sorry?" "I knew we should've killed you when you got that powerful! We should've killed you and that husban of yours!" "Oh my fucking Arceus, did you seriously just threaten the man that I love? Well then, GUESS I SHOULD SHOW YOU WHAT MY TRUE POWER IS!!!" "D-DIA NO WAIT P-PLEASE SPARE ME-AHHHHHH!!!!" ..... "Well then, guess people were right when they said to never trust an agent of Cipher, er, ex agent of Cipher. Aight now that that shithead is deader than an Anorith, might as well make my way to uhhh...Lumiose City yes!"
