#musesbygeoff

[cosmoscourge-a]

Who's The BLOAT (Biggest Loser Of All Time)?

an analysis by tobias mendelssohn

      “looking back on my old youtube account…ah, those were some good times.”

he actually really regrets some of the things he said but the opportunity to roast his abuser in such an open manner? priceless.

feat. @musesbygeoff​‘s Kenny

[eldunea]

@musesbygeoff​ 

did he really have the nerve to just--

that. little. assviolin! shouldn’t he have known, lotor thought, about my new laws and regulations? or maybe he did know about them and applied anyway, not caring what they were. whatever. he is saltier than the dead sea, and it is about to SHOW.

Dear Mr. Baruda,

      I regret to inform you that I must reject your application for a Prussian Training Visa, and in so doing reject your application to join the Prussian League. In case you didn’t pay attention to the news, just a few days prior I banned all people with certain criminal backgrounds from entering the nation, and thus you are not eligible to cross our borders. You must understand that as Champion of a region with a long and bloody history of mistreating both humans and Pokémon, I want less abusive assjackets in this country, not more. Allowing you to become a Trainer here would go directly against my mission, and make me look like every other lying sack of shit politician who never keeps their promises.       I don’t want to argue about this, so don’t even bother. Yeah I know that my business email and phone number are on the Prussian League website and you could technically talk to me whenever you wanted, but I’m not going to take your messages, so that’s one place not to reach me. In closing, I would like to inform you that you deserved what you got at that Battle Club and I sincerely wish that Ash’s Pignite had done a lot worse to you than get some soot in your hair. You lump of puke.

Regards,

      Lotor Sincline

[badxsshottiexllie]

Ellie’s Hero Academia

@musesbygeoff​  | Tenya Iida

As long as Ellie could remember, she was always a fan of superheros...well...just as much as her love for science fiction that is...Infact, the woman was such a big fan of them that she decided to build her own mecha suit and become one herself! To some, she is known as the Rose Shield, someone who travels the world to serve justice wherever it may be needed.

However, it wasn’t until recently that there was this phenomenon called a quirk. The redhead got mad at herself for not knowing of this sooner, but it sounded...incredible...

And so, the ginger traveled to Musutafu, Japan to hopefully get the answers she was looking for. Heroes were pretty common place as the woman made her way through the city. It was almost as though the woman stepped into some comic book universe.

“Amazing...” Of course, Ellie was talking to herself out loud and didn’t expect anyone to listen to her...

[stage-on]

@musesbygeoff​ asked: "Happy Valentine's Day May!" Brendan greeted, showing up in the front of May's door. "I hope you didn't make any plans today, because, if you don't mind, I set up a picnic for us by the pond on route 103. Want to join me for a Valentine's Day lunch?" (Muse: Brendan)

Okay. Not saying she was counting the days or anything? But she was definitely paying close attention to the calendar recently. Because today was Valentine’s Daaay! May had been so anxious to see what the day would bring for them! “Y-yeah! Yeah, totally, I’ll one-hundred percent join you for a picnic, Brendan!” By the way, is that a new outfit, she’s wearing? Psht, no, this old thing--?

[theluckyraichu]

⟡✩⟡ @musesbygeoff​ ⁑⁑ meowth                                                         ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈

“Excuse me... but just where are your manners?” This was a public feeding area. (Well, in a way, all of them were.) So it certainly wasn’t that Izzy was taking issue with this Meowth eating any berries.

No, the problem was that he wasn’t eating--merely taking. And much too many, she might add!! At this rate, he was going to clear out the entire tree. How did he even plan to carry all of that???

“You must be newer than I am around here. No one is supposed to take more than they can eat.” And a pause, to look the thin kitten over. “And you’ve clearly got a hold of more than you can chew.”

[fallingdarknesswarrior]

musesbygeoff started following you

“Well, speak of the devil,” Kouichi’s grin at his friend was familiar, but tired.

“It’s... good to see you, Takuya. Kouji and I were just speaking of you. So... how’ve you been?”

[elitexfourxlucian]

“Is that even a pokemon?” 

@musesbygeoff

[morningstarlucemon]

Familiar Faces

Closed starter for @musesbygeoff​

The angel cursed under their breath as they ducked under yet another thick bush to avoid being seen. It was bad enough they’d found themselves stuck outside in Shibuya, WITHOUT their human-- it was even worse that it was broad daylight and they had nothing to cover their more bestial features.

They attempted to slip out of the bush toward where they thought Aaron’s apartment was, only to be nearly hit by a car.

They scrambled backwards, panting. Truthfully, the car would have taken more damage than they would have. But they didn’t want to cause more panic and draw more attention than was necessary-- a hope which would be quickly rendered moot when they turned and bounded head-long into someone they never thought they would see again. They were actually stunned into silent blankness for a moment simply by the face that greeted them as they remained partially ensconced in the decorative bushes.