#musicaldecay

[beksboys]

musicaldecay replied to your post: give me cream cheese frosting and i am yours

What if it’s on top of carrot cake?

as long as there's cream cheese frosting i'll take anything

[sretann]

Breath

Hell no.

[sretann]

Sylph of Light

[sretann]

Because there is no god. Only our savior. Corn dog Satan

OH GOD NO HELP NO

[sretann]

Rave you should be in corn dogs with Alana and Wyrm you three are now my OTCorndog

Oh dear god why.

[sretann]

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91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

I uh… I DO NOT KNOW UH MAYBE LIKE TELEKINESIS OR SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE COOL

[spacetimecounselor-blog]

Hey SC. What is the most bizz nasty quizz crazy shoop da whoop stupid thing you have ever encountered?

dude at least half of those weren't even words

I get the gist, though. In terms of actually encountering things, probably the time terriblyTroublesomeTriptych raised a small consort army to man trebuchets against my house. It was honestly pretty mundane for the stunts she tried to pull in her constant attempts to take my life, but it was notable primarily for the consorts' alarming dedication to effectiveness. When they ran out of heavy objects to throw, those little turtles just pulled their arms and legs in and loaded themselves as ammo. What is this, Mario Kart?

I recently rolled Seer of Doom, though, and holy cow, the hypothetical situation in which Ms. Paint leads an angry torch-wielding mob of Prospitians against the dreamers was frankly ludicrous. The Blight's a real joker, it seems.

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