#must not kill

[actualaster]

I started the day with my bullshit tolerance meter maxed out and I work with a coworker I hate and it's like 1.5 hours in and I'm trying very hard not to snap and I don't know how well it's working because I have zero tolerance for his absolute bullshit and self righteous know it all attitude and I want to either punch him or walk out so badly

[kilointhepit]

[nimmywise]

Constantly having to remind yourself that homicide is bad and jail is just a room.

[athwart-the-cosmos]

Sometimes I dream that my roommates all get kicked out of the village for their ridiculous shenanigans and I get to live by myself in quiet solitude

[decaffeinato-blog]

ahaha that's cool mum. just throw out that painting that i'd spent hours on. i don't care or anything. ahahaha. ha.

suitable revenge? anyone?

[honey-bunchesofgoats]

My roommate's boyfriend

SNORES.....

I don't believe in God, but sometimes I think the fact I haven't killed him yet should qualify me for saint hood. I am becoming a master of self-restraint...but....

[headacheinducers]

I swear to all God I'm going to kill our science teacher. We had a group project that was due today and our group was full of complete issues. One of our group members was out on a cruise for a week and wanted us to wait for her to get back to start on the project. Red Waterfall's aunt died and she's been stressed out and upset about that. Then when our other group member got back both Red Waterfall and I were sick and couldn't even think about how to deal with an annotated bibliography. We got done what we could but it wasn't completely done. We explained this to our science teacher and asked for a small extension. And by small I mean 3 hour extension. He refused claiming that he doesn't give extensions but "Good try". I'm going to fucking kill him.

~Green Anchor

[kyurem]

Someone just carved my last Pop Tart. ;~;