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And now I remember why I don’t post on this account as often. It’s always some bullshit.

Exactly 13 days, 23 hours, and 12 minutes or:

335 hours and 12 minutes

Or

20,112 minutes

Or

1,206,720 seconds (approximately)

And every time that number changes things get a little worse, a little better.

I hear them crying, crying

Good girls, good girls

Don't waste your time on me

Bitch stop fucking fawning over my man and do your goddamn job. Hurrr durrrr I think I'm gonna put your eggs in the fucking cart sideways!!!1!1

Stupid fucking vapid inept cunt. We're lucky none of the eggs were broken.

Oh? My tits are bigger than hers? Please, yes, feed my ego.

Yeah, he has flaws, but I actually admire him for them and don't fear them.

Everyone's got flaws but it's how they react n stuff that matters.

It's so surreal being in a relationship with the person I never thought I'd pull and being so mutually obsessive it sickens everyone around us.

#mutt growls