Your volume is down, your speakers are off.
You get home from work, school, or shopping. You go to your computer, ready to relax. You open up Tumblr and begin scrolling. To your surprise there is a bunch of wholesome content. You're enjoying it. Enjoying the time of relaxation. You just watched a wholesome cat video but turn the volume all the way down when done. You begin to scroll. Halfway down the current loaded dash and Bam!
"MUTTON! FRESH MUTTON!"
Blast from your speakers. It scares the hell out out of you! You check out the speakers... To your dismay they are turned down. The audio shouldn't have --
"MUTTON! FRESH MUTTON!"
It happens again. Freaked out you unplug the audio, thinking your safe. You close Tumblr and begin to walk back. You go to the bathroom and start to urinate when... You guessed it.
"MUTTON! FRESH MUTTON!"
Okay, this is no coincidence now, you're not terrified. You run to the computer and unplug the entire computer. You slowly back away to the corner of room. You think that you're finally safe.
MUTTON! FRESH MUTTON!"
You seep to the ground. You cover your ears, sitting in the corner and begin rocking, "this isnt happening. This isn't happening."
Then suddenly...
"mutton. Fresh MUTTON." Is whispered in your ear... You can feel breath hit your ear and a sudden smell of fresh mutton. The salesman... In beside you. You know he is... However, you cannot see him...
MUTTON! FRESH MUTTON!
