A Postal(2) role play blog, read before asks or rp. Like this post if you’ve read it. (Not forced, it just lets me know you understand.)
Buy some shitty doodles, name your price. (Removed for the time being)
PST time-zone, west coast rep /j
Check out my blog and my Skwisgaar Skwigelf rp blog
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Transgender male, pre-op because he’ll never get surgery; tweaker skinny w/ a beer gut, duh; no specified sexuality; deuteranopia/red-green colorblindness; divorced dad
Character playlist so you can get a feel of how I see him.
Last updated 09/19/2025, more to be added.
This is not an NSFW blog. ERP/Sexting/etc is not tolerated, but joking flirting and sexual jokes are totally okay.
+ All warnings from the games apply.
+ Mean jokes and threats are not serious.
+ I do not support the actions of any of the Postal Dudes or the similar roleplayed characters I interact with.
Unfortunately, I learned I can’t keep minors from not interacting. NSFW jokes will be made by myself and others interacting, but those who are minors keep it PG-13. I’m open to interacting with you, but please stay safe.
+ No use of AI in any capacity is brought up in this blog, for the sake of my sanity.
The Dude is a horrible person — but my rendition is not a homophobe, transphobe, racist, zionist, etc. He hates everyone equally.
+ Descriptions of violence and fictional gore up ahead. Example, gifs/videos of ballistics dummies being blown to smithereens + threats of violence.
Respect the mod and other people I interact with please. Harass the character, not us.
+ Self inserts/selfshipping/etc. is okay, I’ll just find a way to navigate it.
+ Try to follow rp etiquette.. no force shipping, godmod, “Nuh-uh, I dodged it!!!” etc. I’m not going to call you out, but I’ll block if I don’t like how you’re interacting with the Dude.
+ Other media roleplayers are always free to interact.
+ Gimmick blogs are also free to interact. Love you all.
+ TCCs are blocked, those who act on their illegal fantasies are turned in.
+ Paraphiles are free to interact, so long as you don’t act on your harmful and/or illegal fantasies. I, for one, have some weird kinks and things but sometimes I just don’t want to see it.
Try to recognize one-off jokes. No, Nottem and the Dude aren’t married. No, the Dude isn’t balding. The Dude and Duke have probably fucked though. /j
