Whatever u have muse for my child
Send ✆ for a morning text
[text: max💕]: you looked really comfy so i didn’t want to wake you but now pearl and damon are practically mounting each other next to me in the quad and if you don’t come down soon i’ll flash a nipple again as a diversion i can’t be held responsible for my actions 911 this is not a drill
Send ♠ for a drunk text
[text: max💕]: they platned yellow tulips outside of my dorm and i can’t look at them icant look at them without thinkigb about her begin buried under rthem i cna’t do it please can i come over i just need to hea r yiur voice
Send ⁇ for a worried text
[text: max💕]: you’d tell me if it was getting really bad again, wouldn’t you?
[text: max💕]: please say you’d tell me
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[text: max💕]: dcks ot for wolfgang dicks out for wolgang i’m renting your rserices to ride you into battel (in a no pene way probably don’t nut)
[text: max💕]: ok i just woke up and i think that was meant for wolfgang but i can 100% confirm i won’t be riding his peen into battle (sorry)
Send ✺for a saucy text
[text: max💕]: have you left class yet? i got to your room early and you should probably hurry up because i keep thinking about how warm you’ll be inside my mouth and i’m getting impatient
Send √ for a long-winded confession text
[text: max💕]: i’m way too high and somebody needs to take my phone away but i keep thinking about this film i saw once where this girl invites her boyfriend back to their house and everyone keeps laughing and joking as they cut up their stupid fucking chicken and i don’t knoooow this is so stupid. sometimes i just wish i had someone at home that could make you laugh and ask you what your major is because i don’t know. i think i’d like having a dad i could make proud because i’m with someone like you. or not, you know, with. i don’t know. whatever this is. i just think it would be nice.
[text: max💕]: this is stupid. blame pearl she got us pills shaped like goofy i should have known it was a bad idea. goofy is an ASSHOLE
