D I S T R A I T

|Albus, twenty, Graphic Design, single| Secret:He fakes veganism to impress people.

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have you ever thought about transferring?

“No? Why? Do you want me to?”

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tea or coffee

“A good brew of tea beats coffee hands down.”

Make my muse choose between _____ & _____.

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dxkotaking:

Dakota gasped as she felt the cool water hitting her face; sure, it felt nice cause at least she cooled off a small bit, but she hadn’t been expecting it. She narrowed her eyes and leaned over, hitting Albus upside the head, being careful not to hurt him, ❝I’ll sit wherever I want, thanks,❞ she retorted, smirking and handing over one of the bottles of beer; she was planning to drink them both, but she’d go get another one, ❝Hope you like Corona.❞

Albus flinched slightly at the feeling of a hand hitting his head, but he only laughed when she did it."I like you, i shall let you get away with minor injury." He took the wwatergun out and shot her in the shoulder,"Everyone lives through that." Taking the bottle, he gladly popped open the cap and took a sip."Ahhhhh. Thank god they are vegan-friendly."

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Let's Play "Have You Ever?"

Fill my inbox with “have you ever” questions and I swear I’ll answer every single one for you.

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If i made a beach setting chatzy would anyone join it? 

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If i made a beach setting chatzy would anyone join it? 

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reginaeilish:

Albus let out a laugh as she licked her lips."That'd be a good waste of vodka, just be thankful it wasn't my piss." He settling in his chair, and watched teary-eyed as she took a drink out of her flask."I bought a drink but i actually knocked it over..." He pointed to the evidence of the drink in the sand.

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kennedyobyrne:

"Hey, you chose to sit with me on the plane. That was your fault." He blew into the tip of the gun, pretending as if smoke were steaming from it before tucking it back in the swim-trunks' pocket,"I just wanted to make sure you and children everywhere on the plane were safe. It that so wrong?" He watched as she took a sip of her drink as he let out a groan."Whatever, probably isn't vegan anyway." Not that he actually did care, he had drunk two alcoholic beverages in his room before coming down to the beach.

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"Hey!" Albus retorted as he watched the person sit down in the beach chair beside him."Did i say you could sit there?" He asked, pulling out his water gun and squirting his victim right in the face with it. He was only joking of course. In fact, he was thrilled to have some company. He had been alone the entire day and that fat that someone was willing to give him some attention, warmed his little goofy heart.”Hope you brought something to drink, i’m parched.”

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❝ — – - I call this…the Adrian! Can’t touch these dance moves. ❞

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assumption: you're in love

Very, very true

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you're happy at this school

True

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

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kennedyobyrne:

“I gave you plenty of reasons,” she muttered under her breath. But she hadn’t said no. And she didn’t want to say no. She absolutely should say no. But she couldn’t. For some reason, “No, Albus” always got caught in her throat. She knew it was unfair. She was direct and blunt in every other aspect of her life; why not this one? Why was this so hard? She laid back next to him, glancing over and probably staring at him way too long. “Don’t fall asleep on me,” she said, trying her best to ease the tension.

" 'We're too good of friends' is complete bullshit. So were Kate Middleton and Prince William. Look at them now." He sighed as the silence settled between them. He wanted to say something, he just didn't know what. He was glad she finally spoke to break the tension."I slept 10 hours last night, i'm a spry as a little lamb right now."

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☁ - ARIA

“Okay, i’m very scared of this girl. I heard her make a comment to some guy about having a giant ass just for taking her seat. Mental note that the fourth chair in the fourth row is unsittable forever. I’d hate to be a next burn victim…”

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“Fuck, There’s Venice. God, things have been so awkward between us lately. I mean, i don’t blame it, she’s...we’re having a fucking baby. God, just thinking that makes me feel uneasy. I can’t even believe this is happening? Why did i have to have such a high sperm count? Oh shit, she’s looking at me. Maybe she’ll come over?”