#mx. hat obsession

[dying-mall-mafia]

M!A: For 3 asks, there is now a large rabbit wearing a (fedora) hat that gets very mad if you get a little too close to its hat. Also it can probably kill a guy if you make it mad so uhh… HOPE THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN :3

If someone is nice to it, it will become clingy with that person. If you’re lucky it might even let you touch its hat—but it will not let you steal it.

-(TOTALLY NOT @mxhatobsession HAHAH…)

Hm. Well.. let's hope it doesn't start jumping.

[dying-mall-mafia]

Sooo… While it has allowed me to be free for a moment…

How ya’ll doing? c:,

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"Uh, well! I think I had a weird dream briefly? Other than that it's quiet in the butcher shop. I guess I can't get demoted if everyone is asleep." Made Man chuckles to himself nervously, and quietly.

[lanternlightwander]

Do you have a reason for finding it so unnerving? :)

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"I don't know."

[lanternlightwander]

Hmm… What about that darkness bothers you? What could lurk within it?

Or maybe… You’re afraid it will swallow you whole.

Which would be.. understandable… :)

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"No."

"I just find it unnerving."

[lanternlightwander]

Hey there buddyyyyy how do you feel about spiders? Snakes? Creepy crawlies, slime and slithery?

What bothers you? :)

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"I like bugs. Bugs are nice. Snakes are nice too."

"Uh. Bothers? Too much darkness. Can't sleep. Can't know what's behind me."

[lanternlightwander]

You taught yourself? Interesting!… I’m a little self-taught too!

Any specific spells or forms of magic that have caught your interest?

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"Light.

Illusion.

Growth.

Resurrection."

"I think all of those are interesting."

[lanternlightwander]

So… You’re a sort of Mage in training, hm?

What are you training for, and who’s teaching you? I’m curious, as a magic user myself… :)

-Mx. Hat Obsession (@mxhatobsession)

"...me. I'm teaching myself. I do magic and memorize what makes what happen."

"I hope that answers your question."

[dying-mall-mafia]

Ooooh I’m gonna be put on another persons hit-list hahah!…

Last 12 guys failed, but this will be interesting nonetheless

Sure hope the bunnies don’t get into the semi-dangerous hat box—y’know what?

M!A: The bunnies get into the hat-box. Any bunnies wearing those Fedora’s, when startled, will have the hat fly at the nearest person.

-Mx. Hat Obsession

The bunnies in Brit's room crawl onto him and into his coat, pulling out hats from the box.

Quickly, he reaches for the hats but as he pulls, the bunnies jump away, causing the fedoras to fly off. Although he takes various amounts of damage, he continues to regather them. A click at the door catches his attention.

"Yikes you're looking.. beat up?"

"It's these hats I think- it makes it a little hard to sleep through whatever's going on."

"Here, drink this. Maybe let them keep these hats if they're so insistent on it."

Debt Collector hands Brit a health potion, the two mobsters then make themselves comfortable in the room. Not much time passes before they both fall asleep.