Date Everything NSFW Headcannons
This is my crack at an NSFW Alphabet for my favs and maybe yours. As I continue the series some may be out ooc but let me know who you want to be in the next part. Please enjoy and if you want to get to know my personal Date Everything OC you can check my alt account for future entries about her. (I will be picking and choosing letters based off their names)
Parings! Luke Nuke'm x Reader, Tony x Reader, Johnny Splash x Reader, Penelope x Reader, Cam x Reader and Dunk x Reader
Content. MDNI! smut, gender neutral reader, handjobs, pegging, edging, roleplay (Luke), rough sex (Tony), Office sex, mirror sex (Penelope), Deep throating, facials, masterbation (Cam), Marathon sex, massages, soft sex (Dunk)
Word Count! 2.5k
Authors Note! So i have been real obsessed with Date Everything and my own OC content. I will be back to making Whats Wrong W/ Nanami but I took a break due to outside shit going on in life. I wanna try being more scheduled so I'll let yall know when that comes up but for now. Enjoy the show. (This will also show yall how much I had getting head 7_7)
Luke
Location- It’s literally canon (in a way) that he’ll fuck in the great outdoors. I want to say that because of his personality, he would fake it and be like, “R-Ranger right here?!” with the blush and everything, but once you lay a single finger on him, it's over! I’m talking whimpering mess. I think public places, like stores, are ones he’ll be more reluctant to visit, but his favorite places to get down at are outdoors and in bed.
Unfair- I live for the switch Luke supremacy. He wasn’t whimpering when you were in his chassis for no reason now. I don’t think he teases because he never thinks to. Even after being realized, I don’t see him as the teasing type. NOW BEING TEASED is a WHOLE different story. I think he honestly enjoys being edged a little bit. He’ll let out the most pathetic sounding whimpers while you tease him and I genuinely think fuckin with Luke it’ll happen occasionally too often.
Kink- He definitely gets pegged. DEFINITELY. I feel like at first he would be thrown off because besides his sub energy, he also gives me like.. Not insecure in his masculinity, but he never thought he would enjoy being on the receiving end, BUT when yall tried it he had a whole ass brain blast. Now, of course, he’ll return the favor, but I think pegging would go real good with the teasing if yall freaked out like that. Hear me out.. I think he can go a few ways. If hes feeling real submissive he’d go for knife play to get that radioactive heart pumpin (this I feel would be WAYY later in the relationship btw I think you would have to bring it to him and he found out he liked it). He’s also just… into roleplay.. Obvi thats his whole story. And lastly I think body worship is something he does no matter if hes on top or bottom. He loves those pretty limbs of yours and since hes so vocal.. Hes gonna tell you.
Experience-... hes your furniture... so now I dont think so. And yes I know that the furniture can hunch on eachother but after playing the game a couple times I haven’t seen him have that kinda tension with anyone else in the house. I think once he turns into a human he’ll be more nervous about it but from what I’ve seen from the game canonically, I deem him to be an interested virgin.
“O-Oh! Ranger~” Luke whimpers, feeling your tongue travel up a singular vein on his cock as a shudder travels down his back. One hand held him at the base while the other lay on his thigh; your thumb gently grazed the crease between his pelvis and his thigh. He looks down at you with a flushed face as his hand shakily meets the crown of your head, before your hand on his thigh softly pushes his hand away. “Relax, General~ I want to take care of you. You seemed to be so tense~” You hum and grin up and him before continuing what you were doing, only this time you take him a bit further in your mouth. You rinse and repeat this process as he moans and whimpers above you, completely lost in his pleasure.
His cock twitches as he gets closer to cumming. He was right there, and before he could, you leaned back looking up at him with a grin, eating up his almost fucked out expression he had on his face.
Tony
Toys- I think that he wouldn’t use them in a monogamous relationship like that. He knows what he wants, and he's very confident in that department. Somethin tells me that he fucks and he takes toys as an insult to his skill. His auger is huge, he’s good with his hands what else could he need to please his girl?
Oral- I think he loves receiving, I think- ugh!- he’s the type to be so cocky about it. Like he knows his shit is huge and he’ll make slick ass comments about you taking your time to take it all. I can tell that if you do it good he’ll definitely hold your head gently and softly thrust. Like he gives me such dom vibes. Not freaked out dom but definitely.. We’re gonna go with what he says because he said so
No- I definitely dont think he likes any kink that has to do with blood or hurting you in a manger way. Knife play, wounds, abuse of any kind. He doesn’t fuck with it end of story. He’s not gonna break up with you if you bring it up but you would… kill the mood.
Yearning- He’s cocky and yada yada but honestly I think he’s pretty up there. On average he can do 2-3 rounds a day, MAYBE 4 if you were teasing him real bad and feels he needs to put you in place. I do think after realization, if he stayed hunkered down with you it would be daily. If you’ve ever read fanfiction for Toji Fushiguro.. Thats the kinda vibe he gives me. Horny on a daily basis.
“Mmm~ takin’ it so good Baby~.” He grins as he pushes your legs further towards your head, watching his cock slide in and out of you. Your hand slides down his abs as he chuckles, looking up at your fucked out expression.
“Like whatcha see sweet stuff? You like the way I fuck you, bae?” He smugly grins as you nod in response, moaning as you feel his cock reach depths you didn't think could be met.
Johnny Splash
Jack off-... Now come on. Hes a shower. The only issue with that being that he literally has no peace to do so. I would say after realization he masterbates to photos of you because he has this… delusion in his head where he doesn’t want to taint you with sex. Not on no Christian shit, he just feels like he’s waiting for the right time. It's kinda hard to say my canonical opinion, but my headcannon is he jerks off even though after he gets realized, he turns down Canoodling.
Oral- I would say hes very give and take. He likes receiving because you can be so gentle with him and it melts his gosh darn heart that he could be touched with such care but don’t panic. You know that one masturbation method of using the shower head. I think he gives amazing head, surprisingly. He knows the methods, and his sweet talking on top of his mouth puts in that work, just makes it so much better. I give him the stamp of approval to be a Certified Munch
Hair- I feel that the carpet would match the drapes if he didn’t shave it- HEAR ME OUT as a shower, I feel he cleans himself up a lot. As his partner, I don’t think you’d really see any hair unless he was going through a really rough patch where hes too busy to do it.
No- He can’t be a punishment dom, it literally hurts his soul. I see him as a pampering kinda man. Very soft inside and out and doing anything to hurt you just rubs him the wrong way
Yearning- I don't think his sex drive is very high, I’m not gonna lie. He gives me this kinda vibe where he would do it.. 3 times per week. Two rounds at most. CANONICALLY. Fanon wise I wanna say he's like way more active, but I am a woman of fact and observation, so sorry fellow Johnny Splash lovers, but sadly this man is not as horny as you and can't keep up- UNLESS he gives you head..
“Mmm beautiful~” Johnny moans in between your legs as you tremble. His hands massage your thighs softly. He carefully but sensually sucks you off, going from focusing on your face to focusing on his work.
Penelope
Pace- My baby gives freaked out. Like she's sweet and nervous on the surface, but when it’s time to get down to it, she’ll start off slow and sensual, then the more times you do it, the more she confesses to her wanting to be roughed up a little bit. From her story, she’s into it all, men, women, she don’t care as long as she's gettin’ some and has found her love, then she’s down.
Experience- From what i’ve seen.. No. She might be- Hey in a perfect world I want to say she’s experienced and thats why she’s so freaked out but like she gives nerdy girl who reads a lot of fanfiction but has only masturbated yk. If the objects stay the same from like when they were in the box (like on some sausage party shit) and you using them is like sex then yea shes experienced. Any other way.. no
No- No extreme-moderate pain. I feel like other than that she’s very open. Like I said- and this may be me projecting- but shes open and a lil freaked out. The farthest pain wise she would go is like spanking? Maybe MAYBE choking if its a calm teasing choke. I feel like her little heart cant take the adrenaline that being freaky brings.
Location- Honestly, we on some office romance shit. I think she would wanna have sex on the desk (post game). The bed, the office or if yall are feelin it… mirror sex? Especially to boost her confidence that honestly.. The bar is in hell
Oral- She loves head!! She wont admit it because she thinks it’s embarrassing but she loves when you give her sum brain and honestly.. She’s pretty decent when giving. I feel like she doesn’t give head often but yk them fanfics posted in office magazine in the corner can get real detailed and she paid attention.
“Why don't you read the next line?” You ask her, kneeling between her legs in front of the desk. She blushes, looking down at you, embarrassed.
“T-they kiss down her thighs, teasing her-!!” Penelope stutters out as you follow her words with a grin on your face
Cam
Cum- I think he just likes to see you a mess. If your giving him head he’ll pull out immediately just to see it all over your face and chest. If yall are fucking his pulling out any time. When he said he gets down and dirty he wasnt fuckin playin. You mess around and fuck with Cam and you’ll need to shower twice. Don’t even get me started about YOUR secretions. If you’re a squirter hes BATHIN in ts, he’ll where your cum loud and proud on his cock i’m not gonna lie. You can disagree but I think he’s so confident in being a mess that he just.. Wears it.. Doesnt care. Maybe drinks the cum out the condom???
Aftercare- You know originally I was gonna say that he wasn’t an aftercare guy but.. I’m saving that for someone very specific. I feel like Cam can do aftercare he just does it in a weird order. Like ok. Yall just got done FUCKIN and the first thing hes gonna do is cuddle up with you. He doesn’t give me like a massage kinda vibe I just feel like- HES SO THE TYPE TO NOT PULL OUT FOR A BIT. I think yall would take a nap with him not pulling out and then when yall both wake up it’ll go two ways. Either yall will start hunchin again or he’ll take his sweet time to take you to take a bath so he doesnt fuck up your face or body with acne.
Motivation- I think hes a must warrior. Not like he’s musty although he looks like it. If you just got done in the gym hes so into you sweaty. If he find your dirty underwear boy he sniffing that shit hes just a nasty guy and if you cant handle nasty get off the dump truck.
“Fuck hottie.. You look so good like that~” Cam groaned watching you suck his cock. His hand carressed your cheek tilting you head up so your eyes met. He thrusts softly enjoying the sound of you struggling to take him down your throat.
He sighs as the two of you look at eachother, his gaze looking as if he wanted to devour you right then and there. His pale hand intertwined with your hair his cock throbbed against your tongue.
“Fuck pretty~” He moaned pulling out of your mouth tugging on his cock. You open your mouth and roll you out your tongue causing him to moan as his gaze stayed on on you and your nody. He moans as ropes of cum decorate your face as he chuckles.
“Y-you’re a dirty girl, huh? Lemme return the favor.” Cam grinned as he sat you on the bed, spreading your legs.
Dunk
Dirty Secret- I dont think hes as innocent as he asks. Now I dont feel like hes too freaked out but att the same time yall.. COME ON I feel like he has gotten some play. Even when you talk to him in te game he like never picks up on it! Something tells me that hes thinkin it but he just wants to hear you say it.
Unfair- Like I was just sayin I think he wants you to admit it to him. He will act like he doesn’t understand when he CLEARLY gets the innuendos. I feel like all the canonical innuendos are pretty straightforward. Maybe he does maybe he doesn’t we’ll never know
No- No impact play or anything harmful to your body. He’s big on you working out your body for the better so I feel like kinks like that are out of the question for him. He rather be moving yall every which way.
Kink- Marathon sex, massaging and body worship all have to be his favorites. I feel like from his positive energy and support turns into worship of your body. He’ll rant about he loves your every curve and that he’s so proud of your for taking him and the intense work out he put you through. As the narrator said he can go for a while. I think that in he’s mind he’s multitasking. Pleasing you while also seeing how long he can fuck into you until he has to give it a rest. All this as he massages your soft thigh lovingly. He’s a sweetheart at heart but damn is he hard to calm down when he’s riled up.
“You’re doing so good for me.” He moans thrusting into after your nth orgasm. He grins as he softly holds your waist thrusting in and out of you. You feel your legs become weak as he takes his time getting to his finally orgasm for the night.
“You’re so pretty for me, laid out and tired. I promise just one more.” He sighs as he gives you a sharp thrust.
“You- mmm~! said that last round.” You whimper under him as he begins to pick up the pace.
“I know. I’m almost done.” He moans watching as you grip onto the sheets under you.
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