#mxrylstreep

[stefigerm]

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Stefani did not remember a single thing from last night. The two of them were just naturally crazy, sure, but last night seemed to be even crazier. The whole ‘mom’ joke was the only thing that was fresh in her mind but she couldn't quite understand what it meant since she was exhausted. That’s what happened when inside jokes were formed when half-asleep. She remembered something about inviting her ‘mother’ over for a cup of tea, but after that... nothing. The only thing that she could be sure of was that Meryl——or Mommy Gaga——was there asleep next to her in her bed. She wanted to get to the bottom of this. Still, Stefani was not about to stop the inside joke between them.

“Mommy!” Stefani exclaimed in a high pitched voice, laughing as she got up and started to jump on the bed with the still sleeping Meryl. God, she was really was risking it all with this shit. Oh well. It was funny. “Mommy! Mommy! You have to get up and make me breakfast!” Stefani whined as she jumped one final time before plopping down onto the bed, starting to shake the woman gently. “Come on, Mommy, I’m hungry. Get your ass out of bed.”

[stefigerm]

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MOM! MERYL FUCKING STREEP IS SINGING ONE OF MY SONGS, YAAASSSS! I thought you might want to fangirl with me. She’s nervous because I’m town but I’m so damn honored to have her sing one of my songs. That and her references to my songs on that one skit? I think I’m in heaven. Can you come over here and catch me from swooning? 

[bobxmorley-blog]

SLURRED WORDS B)

“Fucking Meryl Streep…” came Bob’s reply in a hushed tone, as if someone overhearing the conversation could be dangerous. “Like, for an older woman, she’s hot and she’s awesome. I wouldn’t want to meet her in a dark alley if I’m being real here. She probably is like, a third degree black belt in jujitsu and has the accuracy of a sniper with any kind of gun.” Honestly, he felt a little paranoid, as if Meryl would suddenly come up out of the woodwork and karate chop him in the throat. “Okay, but Meryl is great, don’t get me wrong. Like I said, she’s hot, she’s bad ass, and she’s been in like, only every movie ever or something. I’d like to see her and Helen Mirren have a sick rap battle.” Finally, he relaxed against his chair, sipping a glass filled with clear liquor. “I just hope she doesn’t come to my house and kill me now for giving away all of her secrets. I guess it’s one of the better ways to die though so I can’t really complain if she does.”