#my beardy

[nightghoul381]

Lizard splashes!!

[awkwardexperiencesdating]

My First Date With Beardy

Beardy and I had been talking for a while, but hadn’t had a chance to hang out one-on-one-- we had always been in a group setting. I was giddy and nervous when I finally had the opportunity to hang out with just him. (Did I mention that he had some amazing facial hair? I’m a sucker for good facial hair.) He was new to town and I figured I’d treat him to some food and maybe take him to the mall or something (because winter).

I picked him up from the bus station. As we were driving he told me that he had talked to a buddy of his about us hanging out and said buddy told him that this was totally a date and that if Beardy didn’t “put out” then the buddy was going to punch him. I told him I had planned on buying him dinner anyway, so it worked out.

After food I took him to a shopping center that he said had a store that sold “gay underwear” (you know... Aussiebum, Andrew Christian, etc). Before we went in he made a movement and I told him for a second I thought he was going to hold my hand. He said “Do you want to?” 

Yes. Yes I did want to. It was the first time I had ever held hands with another guy in public.

On our way back to the bus station I mentioned something about kissing him-- for his putting out portion, you know? He laughed. And at a stoplight I went for it. When we got to his car at the station we made out for a few minutes. It was late and he had classes in the morning. It took a lot of effort for us not to stay together all night. 

We went on a lot of dates for four or five months. I remember that at first I thought his lips were really soft. And then I realized his lips were just really malleable so he didn’t have to be a good kisser... my lips would do all the work to place his where they needed to be.

[beardedbeauties]

this is my beardy, Naji! shes a rescue that i bought a week ago and honestly shes like the best pet ive ever had. such a sweetheart, loves to run around and play, as well as sitting around with me while i do stuff.

[mercymercymercy]

I just keep telling myself he's at work or he's had an early night so we'll talk in the morning it'll be fine!!!!!

But we're probably not going to talk again and I am going to have to come to terms with that at some point.

Oh god, I miss him terribly.