#my contraption

[elsiebrayisgay]

so if i don't have ME it seems extremely likely that i still have some kind of post-viral exertion-intolerant issue (possibly for years, possibly just since december)

but fortunately, @kla1991 made me a contraption so it's easy to use my laptop while laying in bed without tiring my neck or my hands so i am stillgetting up to all sorts of internet use with the aid of my contraption #mycontraption

[doriangraysrockcollection]

my new Sleeping Pill That Actually Works is great except for some reason they decided a blister pack is not enough. no. this comes in a blister pack that is hidden within a Contraption. to access the pills you must have knowledge of the Contraption. you must press Here and pull There in order to extract the blister pack, which you then must, of course, defeat in battle to access your Pill.

so every night instead of saying something normal such as "oh i should take my meds" i'm like: i need my contraption! it is time! where is my contraption? BOY! fetch me my contraption #mycontraption

[stonergrrl34]

i set up a trap to catch trans girls in the night (for cuddles)