#my email

[rockstar-vamp]

New email sign off ideas:

-with a little kiss on your lips, Jack

-with freakiest freaks, Jack

-with juiciest booty, Jack

-with your ass smacked seductively, Jack

-with many fucks given, Jack

-with deepest pockets, Jack

-with fattest ass, Jack

-with biggest French kisses, Jack

-with a little nibble on your neck, Jack

-with biggest blocks of cheese you’ve ever seen, Jack

-with the sad eyes of a doe, Jack

-with a little moan and whimper, Jack

[hingefreelester]

THIS IS WHAT THE RSVP WAS FOR YOU FUCKHEADS WHERES MY EMAIL

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Apparently I haven't cleared my email in a while. Opps

[janat71]

[redheadgleek]

I feel like this deserves some kind of celebration. #somuchjunkmail

[autisticmiqote]

android really just said fuck all their users huh

[megadeth-official]

Are you there, cyberspace? It’s me, analdestroyer6669.