#my flesh

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ohhhhh you wanna buy The X-Files lego set for me soooooooo baaddddddd $ratpunks

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hiiii squeak hiiii *accidentally trips and falls on your dick* ah damnnnnn fuuuck sorry mb :/

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we're selling boner pills in the Shadow t-shirt

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boobed out and hipped up on a hump wednesday

[sunspotpony]

Sometimes you take a selfie that’s sufficiently powerful that it warrants sharing.

So, for those of you who might be lusting after my genitals, (either correctly or incorrectly) be aware that “weird squatting goblin waving around a cheap marital aid and flashing a peace sign” is my true form. This may discourage some of you, and for others I can only imagine this stokes your profound lust more.

But I do this not for the arousal of others this day, but rather, because it’s a damn good fit and I’m pleased with it— I do it for my own arousal, thank you and good night.

[the-antlered-cryptid]

Sometimes I’m hot. Shhhhhh.

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squeak