#my mutts

[martinezalejandrojr]

Trying to take a decent picture with these crazy boys is nearly impossible. Lol

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

Sometimes Cara is a pretty photogenic dog...

Then there are times when she’s just a dork 😊

[persephonenevermore]

Saturday morning.

You wanted to sleep in an hour later than usual.

Your puppies know 5:30 is breakfast.

At 5:25 your normal alarm doesn’t go off.

Puppies formulate plan of attack.

The weenie dog with breath that would make a dragon cringe goes for your face.

The beaner jumps on your belly to begin Riverdancing on your bladder.

The golden mutt begins pacing around your supine corpse whilst belting a war cry to resurrect your spirit from the Underworld.

You try to rise and the weenie begins his victory wiggle dance by trying to remove your nose then spinning around to slap you in the face with his tail. You’ve been on the receiving end of one of those wiggle dance puppy farts and spring out of bed to avoid being gased.

Puppies pee. Feed the puppies. You lay back down. Maybe you can get 20 more minutes.

You hear a puppy whine.

The weenie needs to poop.

Saturday morning 💚🐶💚🐶💚🐶💚

[sgtbxckybxrnes]

These are my babies. Since you can only do 10 photos this will have to do. The red and white one Lucy and the black one is Rascal. They are both attention hungry and don't like to be left out. I often spam @spideytrxsh with my dogs

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

This is just my daily existence at this point.

Cara... likes to talk. A lot.

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

The Wallet Bandit Has Obtained A Bandanna!! Her Crimes Will Double!! No Wallet Is Safe!!

Here’s my personal favourite...

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

It took me far too long to get this picture of Cara...

Some failures include:

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

Aw, look at this cutie!

“I have mouth, so must screm!”

And back to cute

By the way... Cara is currently screaming at me because I won’t throw her a 50 cent piece. This is my life now 😂